Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song.
Commies Gonna Hang
Looked out over Moscow Read more Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)
Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses.
The present President-select has provided them with an problem in categorizing him that they had to labor to overcome. What rating do you give a man with such astounding mental process as our current Commandant-In-Chief? Read more Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.
Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie. Read more Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed
Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya? Read more Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump
Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure. Read more Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”
Northern England has the best proverbs.
You’re gonna love ’em!
All these wise sayings.
Crack before port, is a well good snort. Read more Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead
It’s really unsettling how there’s all this one-sided criticism of psychiatrists and therapy. OK, some people have had negative experiences, but there’s no one-size-fits-all approach.
Some people like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy). Some find DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy) encouraging. Others stick with some form of psychoanalysis. Read more If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy
Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens.
“You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable news, they’re always Russian.”
Read more News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian
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24. I have a vision of my country, and I cannot sit and watch things pass by. Read more Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)
19. All ideologies are of equal value… All ideologies are mere fictions… Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable. Read more Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 3/4)
Stonehenge tour guide buffoon Charles ‘Rocky’ Stone has taken his employer to court for unfair dismissal.
Stone 56, was fired for misleading tourists with ill-informed facts and research. Stone commented:
Read more Sacked Stonehenge Tour Guide Fool Takes Employer to Court
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How many did you get right last time??? Read more Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 2/4)
The Garcon-Wonder Emmanuel Macron is facing some stiff challenges in times to come.
Not least, the somewhat superficially sinister character of some of his pronouncements.
Can you work out which quotes are from Macron, and which are from Mussolini? Read more Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 1/4)
Every day until Thursday, there’ll be a new instalment in our latest “Who Said it First?” quiz series.
Previously, it was Tony Blair and Hitler. Read more Macron & Mussolini: Spot the Difference (4-Day Quiz Fest)
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday.
Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall, while Planned Parenthood workers, including doctors who provide abortions, would be part of the labor force enslaved to build the wall. Read more Steve King: Build Border Wall with Food Stamp Recipients, Planned Parenthood Doctors
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan.
“What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers will come down on us heavy!”
“First off, I think we should change the name. It sounds too much like ObamaCare. Secondly, what do you mean by handlers?” Read more We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.