Shirt Tales Part II: How My Lucky Red Sox Shirt Helped the Patriots Win Super Bowl LIII

The New England Patriots weren’t supposed to beat younger, more talented teams to win their sixth Super Bowl.
So how did they do it? What made the difference as the Patriots eked out improbable playoff victories? First, an overtime win in the AFC Championship game against the Kansas City Chiefs, with their MVP quarterback. And again, two weeks later in Super Bowl 53 against the Los Angeles Rams. Read more Shirt Tales Part II: How My Lucky Red Sox Shirt Helped the Patriots Win Super Bowl LIII

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State-Wide, Only 5 People Now Eligible to Hold Office in Virginia

RICHMOND, Virginia – The political situation in Virginia has grown dire. First, the Democrat governor admitted that his page in his medical school yearbook has people with blackface and Klan robes in it. Then, the Democrat second-in-command lieutenant governor got credibly accused of sexual assault by not one, but two women. Then, right after he said that people who wore blackface should not be governor, the state’s attorney general, also a Democrat and third-in-command for the governorship, admitted that he also once wore blackface. Read more State-Wide, Only 5 People Now Eligible to Hold Office in Virginia

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Things That People Don’t Think About When They Have Sex or Reproduce!

Let’s talk about sex, have you heard about it? I know Adam and Eve were not created from it, you were, along with every other person that has been on this earth.

To me, it is kind of weird looking at people and thinking, oh they have had sex before especially, when I look at my grandparents. I mean, just walking around in public and seeing new born babies with parents that look like they are still children. I do not know if they need to teach sex education at a younger age, maybe some people should not be parents because they do not teach their kids otherwise, or is it because kids are going to do what they want to do?

Scrolling on Facebook because of boredom and I have no life, I ran across an article about two parents having their children taken away from having a low IQ. From my understanding, one of the children was given back to the parents at ten months old, just four days before Christmas. That is a wonderful miracle, the judge found the couple’s limited cognitive abilities did not make them unfit to parent. The other child is a different story, he was diagnosed with developmental hurdles that the parents might not understand fully. With that situation, I believe there should be some kind of social services that could help with that.

Straying away from the humor of the article, but I am writing things that people don’t think about when they have sex or reproduce. Some people have issues and others do not. Some people have to work hard and others don’t.

There are many people in the world that has had the miracle or blessing of having children, but there are many that are not capable. There is adoption, which is a wonderful choice. Then, there is people that should not have ever been able to conceive. For example crack heads, crack heads that should be called crackie chain for when they fight over drugs, credit to Facebook on that one.

It is horrible that some people with drug addictions have children because some people trade children for drugs, allow other people to do things to their children to pay their debt, or the children are in sex trafficking. There are some functional addicts and the ones that recover. What do people say? Drugs are a disease and others say drugs are a choice.

Have you ever heard of sex positions helping in the gender of the baby? Of course, that is false. I laid on my back because my hemorrhoids weighed me down, or maybe it was my flipped inside out vagina, we will never know. In all honesty, I was not on top and I had a girl, other people were doggy style and had a girl. The gender of the baby is determined upon the X and Y chromosomes.

Whenever a human being has sex and is able to get off and they ejaculate, what color is it? Hell, what color is the penis of the male if he is of the white race? I always thought a penis of a white male was white, but I was proven wrong when I found out my boyfriend had a white and a black penis, we call him Two Tone, he is white. Do not even get me started about fetishes.

I have heard about people soaking tampons in alcohol and putting it in their anal region so they can be consumed by alcohol quicker. If you put drugs in your rectum for it to hit you faster, can a person ejaculate in your ass so you can get pregnant quicker? I wonder if I told someone that if they would believe it, just like you can get pregnant by swallowing or someone needing blinker fluid. You never know, there are some interesting people out there.

Did you know that kissing and having sex with someone can make you fall in love? A chemical, oxytocin is released when having sex, breastfeeding, and childbirth. When that is released it helps you create a bond that is why short-term relationships suck. Maybe people should wait to have sex before marriage, I mean doesn’t the Bible teach that? No, this does not mean practice bestiality by any means.

All in all sex can be a wonderful experience, especially if it results in an orgasm. Men and women both have G-spots right? Sex gives a bond, so people can express their love to one another and it is used to create special miracles. It is amazing how someone just having sex creates a human being that has a perfect form, able to express, learn, and build. I know there is a God just by the wind blowing, creating human bodies just blows it over the top. Every person is unique and if we were all the same, the world would be boring. So everyone of age, please enjoy yourself and take it all in!

Image from Pixabay.

 

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Ragno’s Folly

“Up until the Miss Muffet affair…” Ragno settled into the guest chair. “Well the spin on that affair is going to kill me. I really appreciate being on your show Muthra so I can get my story out there,” Ragno waved two of his eight appendages. His large black body glistened under the intense television lights.

“Heck everyone watches the Muthra Goosfrey show. I watch your show – every one – I’ve watched.” Ragno was right. The Muthra Goosfrey show reached most of the inhabitants of Rhymeland. Her interviews with Margery Daw and Little Jack Horner won the Gremmy awards.

“I appreciate that Ragno, and we do want to hear your side. You were part of the jet-setting crowd on the Italian Riviera for years with your one spider act,” Muthra said. Read more Ragno’s Folly

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Trump Translation Guide

Over the first two years of Donald Trump’s presidency, he has made countless incredible statements and many bold claims about how great he is, how horrible his detractors are, and all the historic achievements he has made, which, according to him, no other president has accomplished.

According to the Washington Post’s Fact Checker database, in his first two years of office, Trump has made over 6,400 false or misleading claims.

Every day he makes another outrageous pronouncement. It has gotten to the point where it can be extremely hard to know if even he believes the things that he says. So, as a public service, Glossy News has created a Trump Translation Guide to help people understand what our president is REALLY trying to say.

Below is a small sampling of some of President Trump’s recent statements and our best guestimate of what he actually means. We apologize for any correct spellings which may appear to contradict the President’s preferred misspelling. Read more Trump Translation Guide

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“Deep State”? Or Is It More Likely A “Deep Oligarchy”?

The Right has made much ado about there being a “Deep State” – a massive and deeply underground unification of different government agencies all bent on curtailing our freedoms. The interesting thing is that in past decades such talk during Republican rule has mocked such ideas, such as during the 1980’s when we all believed that the CIA was all seeing and all knowing. In our modern times the right has used the same idea to try and dethrone Obama and anyone adhering to similar ideas as his.

Now the opposite is happening. FOX pundits and far rightists are claiming that a “Deep State” is attempting to subvert our way of life and to subject us, even with Trump at the helm. The ironic thing about this claim is that these ideas are more that likely an attempt by a “Deep Oligarchy” to try to subvert the government of the United States itself. And it is working!!!

The Right is making a red carpet to taking over governmental agencies with this story of a hidden government at the Federal level. But who is putting forth these accusations? How about those corporations and wealthy, power seeking individuals who would profit from a major decline in governmental oversight. The Koch brothers, the pharmaceutical, oil, and energy companies, cattle ranchers and all other moneyed entities that would dominate the U.S. both economically and juridically if they could. Also Trump and his supporters are accusing the FBI and CIA of being such, due to their investigations of him.

This “Deep Oligarchy” would explain a lot of things- the vicious attacks on people like Elisabeth Warren who has not done a thing to harm anyone, but has only tried to make sure that regulations are in place to protect the average citizens. From out of nowhere, nasty campaigns have come about to discredit her and taint her character. Nasty maligning of left wing candidates and individuals supporting needed change or limiting moneyed interests have come under attack almost with the viciousness the Nazi’s used to disown anyone (especially Jews) who were not in lock step with their plans.

A Deep Oligarchy was seemingly behind the quick demise of the Occupy Wall Street movement. The title of this wrongly named movement brought out a lot of protectors of the monetary status quo to squelch it before it really did occupy the only street in America that many phony patriots care about. (The name “Occupy Wall Street” was probably a mistake, making the organization too aggressive sounding.) The right was quick to denounce and slander them with every button pushing name they could think of – communists, radicals , terrorists, socialists, etc., without ever recognizing that they were voicing the sentiments that many housewives, school teachers and regular citizens were finding.

At any rate, the Deep Oligarchy has found an outlet and a savior in the pimple known as Donald Trump. Although declaring himself an Interdependent he has become the Fuhrer for the billionaire class. The amazing thing is that he has succeeded in doing it in the way that corrupt socialist leaders have succeeded in doing it in eastern Europe and Latin America – by wooing the working class and poor.

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