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How to Make a Donald Trump Rant in Five Easy Steps (It’s Really Simple)

How to Make a Donald Trump Rant in Five Easy Steps (It’s Really Simple)

Ever wanted to be just like the Donald?

Well now you can rant as much as you like! Just follow this simple formula… Continue Reading

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Horrendous Trump 9/11 Gaffe: “If the World Trade Center Were Trump Tower, It Would’ve Been Fine!”

Horrendous Trump 9/11 Gaffe: “If the World Trade Center Were Trump Tower, It Would’ve Been Fine!”

President Trump has recently made an uncharacteristic gaffe about the 9/11 terrorist atrocities.

Addressing a baying mob in Winconsin, the Donald got a little carried away and ranted: Continue Reading

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Chapter 19: Bind up the Brokenhearted (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 19: Bind up the Brokenhearted (Honest Adolph Volume III)

The Imam gazed gently at tearful Jim. Continue Reading

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Twitter Claims Another Scalp: Who’s In, Who’s Out?

Twitter Claims Another Scalp: Who’s In, Who’s Out?

Controversial journalist Milo Yiannopoulos, or @nero, was banned from Twitter a while back. Continue Reading

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Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide

Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide

Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘

Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress a little, and get into self-indulgent rants about her hobbyhorses. Continue Reading

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Northern Ireland Song Parodies III: Imagine This Here (John Lennon Parody)

Northern Ireland Song Parodies III: Imagine This Here (John Lennon Parody)

Imagine there’s no Starbucks
Fast food is evil nahee
No KFC or Burger King
No Big Macs with extra fries
Imagine everybody, living on Special Brew
Oo-oo-oo-oo! Continue Reading

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Reality’s Advocate: Sadiq Khan is Not Wrong About the Normality of Terrorism

Reality’s Advocate: Sadiq Khan is Not Wrong About the Normality of Terrorism

The controversial British tabloid journalist Katie Hopkins often calls London Mayor Sadiq Khan ‘Khant.’ Continue Reading

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A Short History of Stockholm Syndrome

A Short History of Stockholm Syndrome

Businessmen in 1920s Russia: Don’t let them divide us!
Jews in 1930s Germany: Love conquers all. Continue Reading

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Emerging Corpse? What Will Finally Become of the Alt-Left?

Emerging Corpse? What Will Finally Become of the Alt-Left?

DIOGENES:

The Alt-Left is done!

KARL:

No. The Alternative Left or ‘Alt-Left’ is an emerging political and ideological movement that is still in flux, and has not yet fully crystallized. Your one-sided expectations are entirely undialectical! Continue Reading

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The Creature of American Democracy Battered & Hunted under President Trump

The Creature of American Democracy Battered & Hunted under President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—American democracy has been badly injured and is in hiding as a result of Donald Trump’s being elected president of the United States.

There have since been scattered sightings of Democracy across the country. At midnight in Pasadena, an elderly woman reported seeing a battered, hunched figure with a mangled face, crawling in the alley behind her small house. The creature claimed to be none other than Democracy itself, the very creature that had formerly appeared angelic to the nation.
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Random Thoughts (III): Thatcherites Fucked the Kids, Warmongers Killed ‘Em Too

Random Thoughts (III): Thatcherites Fucked the Kids, Warmongers Killed ‘Em Too

Suffer the Little Children

Global pedophile ring busted.

Any chance we’ll be seeing some Section 28 Tories hauled before the courts? Continue Reading

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Three Northern Ireland Song Parodies Are On Their Way

Three Northern Ireland Song Parodies Are On Their Way

Haven’t published any song parodies here for a while. Over the next three days, we’ve got Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin and John Lennon!

Some brief spoilers:

Peace Wall Banditry

Lads did ye get some U2 posters?
Get a little beer?

Which exciting Dick Turpinesque song is this?

It’s not Whiskey in the Jar, by Thin Lizzy!

Imagine Our Johnny Lennon, Now!

Imagine there’s no Starbucks
Fast food is evil nahee

Note the spelling!

Oh, and…

OK, I suppose this is an easy one.

There’s a bit of a Rab C Nesbitt reference too, but I guess there are a lot of my fellow Hiberno-Irish way back ‘across the water!’

She’s Always a Loyalist Wimmin tee Him There, Aye!

She’s been living in her Papish world
As long as any fan of Rangers can

Hm…

Tough call.

Interfaith dating, with a slightly ‘not how you do it’ twist!

Watch out for the song parodies, then! Thursday, Friday, Saturday!

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Manspread Feminism vs Pro-Woman Feminism: Which is Better?

Manspread Feminism vs Pro-Woman Feminism: Which is Better?

It’s a pity Manspread Feminists haven’t got around to paying attention to actual rape culture in the UK, USA, North Korea, KSA, wherever; as perpetrated by men of all ideologies (although the question of whether some ideologies exert a larger statistical effect is worth pondering).

Feminism, in the abstract, should be valued and taken seriously; but like anything in history, there are a few ‘establishments’ by now who are crowding out certain voices. Continue Reading

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Random Thoughts (II): Soros, Shills, & Aung San Suu Kyi

Random Thoughts (II): Soros, Shills, & Aung San Suu Kyi

Shut Up, Soros

I always find it fascinating just how money and agenda-driven ‘Human Rights’ organizations are. Continue Reading

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Dalai Lama: Saint, Sinner, or Silly Hippy?

Dalai Lama: Saint, Sinner, or Silly Hippy?

I suspect that not many people in Western countries have a clear picture of ‘His Holiness’ the Dalai Lama.

Like so many Disney characters, this cute and cuddly fairytale character has a very dark side.

In fact, it is not clear how much of him isn’t dark, and cold, and empty. Continue Reading

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Trump’s Apocrypha: The Lost Chapters of the Art of the Deal

Trump’s Apocrypha: The Lost Chapters of the Art of the Deal

The Art of the Deal originally was a much larger book; however, the dishonest fake news media, liberal Hollywood elites and DC Swamp managed to successfully suppress the very best chapters of the book. Continue Reading

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