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Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Now here’s a little legend about  a party of wankers

Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers Continue Reading

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Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature David Cameron… Continue Reading

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New Songbook from a Washed-Up Humanitarian Pop Star

New Songbook from a Washed-Up Humanitarian Pop Star

Anyone remember Klubber Bonez?

The cynical, washed-up humanitarian pop star? Continue Reading

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Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

Flashback: When Ed Balls Almost Saved the British Economy

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This story from a while back shows Ed never quite succeeded in his plan to save the British economy.

Still, like all politicians, he did have good intentions; and that’s all that matters! Continue Reading

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RIP UKIP? Or RIP New Labour?

RIP UKIP? Or RIP New Labour?

Here’s an old satire of mine, from a time long before the Brexit Referendum…

And Corbyn! Continue Reading

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Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out.

So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise.

That’s where you and me come in! Continue Reading

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How to Solve a Problem Like We O’ Virtue?

How to Solve a Problem Like We O’ Virtue?

What can be done to stop We O’ Virtue?

Our old friend We O’ Virtue is always known for his ‘good intentions,’ if also for his ‘honest mistakes.’ Continue Reading

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George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton

George Bush Senior Apologizes for Not Touching as Many Women as Bill Clinton

Shrivelled Wall Street Walnut and former Warmonger-in-Chief George Bush Senior has recently issued a third sexual harassment apology.

The first one was in relation to his alleged grope of Heather Lind. Continue Reading

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Alternative Names for the Democrats: The Definitive List!

Alternative Names for the Democrats: The Definitive List!

Gay-Friendly Kurd-Killers

My Empire, My Choice! Continue Reading

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Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg.

Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable… Continue Reading

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From Oppression Olympics to Atrocity Olympics

From Oppression Olympics to Atrocity Olympics

The Oppression Olympics is a well-know race to the bottom. Who is the most oppressed? See this funny article from Gawker. Continue Reading

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Trump Shocker: “Won’t Sign on for Second Season Playing the President”

Trump Shocker: “Won’t Sign on for Second Season Playing the President”

President Donald Trump announced today that he would not “sign on for a second season playing the President.” Trump admitted that the role of U.S. President was more challenging than he had ever imagined, and his previous acting experience had not fully prepared him for the part. Continue Reading

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Can Islam Change? Does Christian History Provide a Clue?

Can Islam Change? Does Christian History Provide a Clue?

To readers of today, the harsh comments Voltaire and Paine made towards Christianity may seem anachronistic; a mere product of their time. Continue Reading

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Line of Least Resistance or Love of Least Resentment?

Line of Least Resistance or Love of Least Resentment?

This is very thoughtful: both the article (OP) and comments alike.

“I Am Afraid to Fall In Love” Continue Reading

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Cyberfascists Have Taken Over the UK: What Will Theresa May Do?

Cyberfascists Have Taken Over the UK: What Will Theresa May Do?

A few days ago, on Facebook, I had a little mini-rant about a Conservative MP’s decision to contact a number of UK universities, “asking them to declare what they are teaching their students about Brexit and to provide a list of teachers’ names.” Continue Reading

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Migrated to the UK? Think You Don’t Need a TV Licence? Think Again!

Migrated to the UK? Think You Don’t Need a TV Licence? Think Again!

It’s easy to assume that if you don’t want or can’t afford a TV, you can just ignore any letters coming from the TV licencing people.  Continue Reading

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