What can I do? Would she accept so much as for me to dip my tongue in a cup of water, for her sake?
Nay, indeed! For she is in a more blessed state than thou. Read more Soren & Peter: A Contention of Betrayal, Love & Loss
Anything with ‘introduction’ in the title can easily appear off-putting to the more thoughtful and reflexive reader; promise me you won’t let that happen!
This is a very serious and (rather unsurprisingly) an extraordinarily witty romp through the history of ideology critique. Read more Book Review: “Ideology: An Introduction” by Terry Eagleton
People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by occasionally, I mean not more than 80% of the time. (The other 20% I’m telling the truth, although, admittedly, that’s usually by accident). Read more My Private Workout with Obama
On May 5th, the United States officially moved the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, sparking praise from end-of-days zealots, protests from Palestinians, and a volley of bullets and tear gas from Israeli soldiers posted on the border. Read more Israel Ruins Protesters, Commits to Ruining Own Reputation
London street cleaner Tim Hargreaves had a nasty surprise when he discovered a chin in a London phone box. Hargreaves, 57, told Glossy News: Read more London Man Discovers Chin in Phone Box
London café manager Jim Fry 62, has been prosecuted for serving his customers the not so widely renowned metropolitan delicacy of yolkless eggs; beloved of elitist intellectuals, union barons, greed Tory yacht botherers and dodgy career politicos of all ideological and party persuasions. Read more London Cafe Manager Prosecuted for Serving Yolkless Eggs
Flamboyant 80s bear-wrestler Vladimir Putin once banned the rainbow clown ikon, as the latter is deemed by some web users to represent “the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation.”
Still, we’re pretty sure Freddy would appreciate Putin’s stirring not-so-public rendering of an old, old classic! Read more Putin Non-Traditional Musical Parody: I Want KGB! (With Apologies to Queen & Vlad)
White House insiders have suggested that Trump’s many embarrassing typos are not the result of his stupidity or lack of access to technology, but because Maggie Jaakobson, an intern in her third week, was instructed to turn off the spell check feature on his phone because he couldn’t handle the criticsm.
“Miss Jaakobson is no longer working here,” explained world-renowned liar and future Mrs. Potatohead Sarah Huckabee-Sanders. “She’s been fired for her gross incompetence and reckless disregard for the American people.” Read more Trump Typos Due to Staff Killing Spell Check: “He Can’t Handle the Criticism!”
If you’re on the edge of a volcano, you can see the steaming and the bubbles, and you suddenly realize you’re being held by the collar…
What will you do?
Scream at them to let you go? Read more Love, Loss & Inner Freedom: Three Beautiful Meditations
Theresa the Appeaser
No Brussels lout could ever
Dare corrupt and sleaze ‘er
There was no reason to fill her pockets, darkly Read more Feeble & Unstable: An Ode To Theresa May’s Weak & Wobbly Brexit!
Let’s not forget: the need to keep the moral high ground is not the same as the fact of being morally superior.
We mustn’t respond to bad ideas or ideals with hatred or condemnation for the person.
We have to meet people where they are.
Every one of us stands imperfect. Read more Do Not Become What You Fear: Vote No / Save the 8th Must Not Surrender the Moral High Ground!
Once again, a prizewinning entry has been subsequently disqualified. That image, entered in the 2017 competition and called The Night Raider, depicts an anteater near a termite mound in Brazil. Read more Alleged Faked Photographs Challenge Credibility Of Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards
Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot
Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’
King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!
OMG! Irresponsible Jerusalem King/Twitter Troll has Trigger Finger on Middle East’s Largest Arrow Silo Read more Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!
The warm, chubby, hearty 53 year old greaser Love told Glossy News: Read more Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!
Alexei Smithski was crushed to death last week when a large, trapezoidal, cast iron weight, labelled ‘10 Tons’ fell on his head. Moscow has strongly asserted that the manner of the death conclusively implicates the British Government. Read more WHAT?! Putin Accuses UK Gov Of Satirical, Russian Double Agent Murder In Moscow
Dateline: ATLANTA—CNN has dramatically altered its strategy in covering the Donald Trump White House, having first milked Mr. Trump’s scandals for ratings in the 2016 campaign and then attempted to provide serious, fact-based analysis of the first two years of his presidency. Read more CNN Replaces Serious Commentary on Trump’s Presidency, with Constant Laughter
In case you’ve been living under a rock (or else a hefty-sized boulder in Arizona), Americans have been sounding the alarm about freedom, liberty and democracy for quite some time! From Thomas Sowell to Amy Goodman, from Glenn Greenwald to Justin Raimondo, most people believe that something is very wrong in America. But what?! Well… Read more CIA Warn Freedom-Loving American Public of ‘Sinister, Orwellian Observation of Our Activities’