Posted in Top Stories

AG Barr Tested By President on Shitter Laments- “1000 more Shits… and I’m f*cking through.”

“The President showed restraint immediately following the rare Shit from his AG, posting 79 additional Shit’s regarding open and active cases. He capped off his morning finger exercises with this Shit directed specifically at Barr.”

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Posted in Education World News

OFFENSIVE POEM Only True Yorkshire Fawk Will WELL Understand! πŸ˜‰

SPOILER: Just intercollegiate bantz from a rival graduate, dunt take it raet serious like!Β πŸ˜‰ There once was some guys from Leeds BeckettOo ‘as want t be raet smart then sez ‘Feck it!’‘Em got raet cheap student beerAn’ made MEEEEEEMES all…

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Donald Trump
Posted in Politics

TRUMP BLEATS VICTORY!

After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina. Β He shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…

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Posted in Politics

GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0

114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….

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Wallace Runnymede
Posted in Top Stories

BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!

A unique and tear jerking celebrity story like none other! Dear friends, we have some unprecedently important news for you that might just change the course of your life forever! After many years, if not decades or even centuries of…

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Posted in Society Top Stories

Alternative Valentine’s Day Odes from Trimjay (ED: NSFW!)

ED: Welcome, Trimjay! This is his first post. Not for the easily offended… I mean like, jussayin. I’m single this year… Roses are beautiful,Often they’re red.But you’re fat and uglyAnd I wish you were dead. Roses are redBut she’s got…

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