Devin Nunes Republican Party
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CREEPY STUFF! Nunes Accuses Democrats of Wanting Nude Picture

As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude. Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife. I suppose I’ll need…

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Magic wish come true
Posted in Politics Society

Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…

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Literary Cursing: NOT TODAY, MR LEAR! Nonsense Poems for Crazy Times

Naughty Mr Pelican A funny old bird is the pelican His beak holds more than his belican He can take in his beak enough food for a week I’m damned if I know how the helican A Marriage of Inconvenience…

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REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness

A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…

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Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!

Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…

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Donald Trump
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EPIC TRUMPISMS! (P.S. Welcome Richard Seltzer… Please Share!) ;)

1 What should do you tell Donald Trump when he’s going to bed at night? “Tweet dreams.” 2 What misunderstanding led to Trump’s disbelief in global warming? He thought the scientists said it would lead to climax change. 3 Coded…

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Tequila
Posted in Music Politics

QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!

Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered,  I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…

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Posted in Biz News Top Stories

How to Maximize Pokie Winnings

While online casinos are not permitted to operate from New Zealand soil, it’s perfectly legal for New Zealanders to participate in online casino gambling activities with offshore online casino operators. This gives Kiwi gamblers access to some of the best…

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Glossy News Exclusive: Plans for Trump National “Library” Already Underway

FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! Hawaii Woman Wins $10.7 Million on Slot Machine: How… Las Vegas vs. Macau: How They Compare? Melissa Rivers in the Poor House due to Evil Death Taxes Breaking News: Obama Caused…

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Posted in Politics

What Crazy Nonsense will replace Trump on Mainstream News Outlets?

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, Year 2025—After President Trump left office in 2024, the mainstream news channels were deprived of their primary source of ratings. CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and the other major players compensated for that loss by showcasing the ravings…

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Posted in Top Stories

Kleptocrat Playsets (Batteries not Included)

Dateline: NYC—Researchers have solved the mystery of how Donald Trump and Boris Johnson could have simultaneously come to exist. “The clownish incompetence, the superhuman feats of narcissism, the shameless, pathological lying—Mr. Trump and Mr. Johnson share these traits as populist…

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Posted in Politics World News

CARCRASH TORY! Our BOMBSHELL LEAK of Amber Rudd Election Slogans!

We just found out the REAL reason for the resignation of disgraced former Tory (is there any other kind of Tory, Labour or Lib Dem politician???) Amber Rudd. And it ain’t what the mainstream media or conservative media are saying……

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Fox News: Donald’s CAR CRASH Hurricane RANT!!!!

Welcome back to Fox News. In a moment, we’ll get to our top story – why 97% of Americans think Donald Trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln, according to a recent Fox poll of white nationalists. But first,…

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Posted in Biz News

Is Video Game Exclusivity A Toxic Practice?

This past year has shown nothing but turmoil within the online video game community, from developers not being shy of criticism to developers like Bioware simply not caring about the quality of the games they put out. However, one recent…

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Posted in Biz News Music

The Earth’s BILLIONAIRES Record/Remake Michael Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’ (A VERY DIFFERENT VERSION!)

Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in the world to let them know about it. At one in the morning. Most of them told him…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
Posted in Politics War Zone

PEACE IN OUR TIME! Biden Peace Plan Out-Trumps Trump

Sleepy Joe Biden is no dopey dozer, as it just so happens he’s produced a tremendous Israel/Palestine peace plan that is rubble-streets ahead of even the controversial Trump/Kushner one! In an almost empty stadium in Pennsylvania with almost 100 000…

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Trump Greenland scam fraud
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Trump Announces His Latest Premier Resort: TRUMP GREENLAND

August 26, 2019. Nuuk, Greenland – It was announced today that Trump Worldwide Resorts will soon open the crowning jewel in its long list of elite luxury properties: TRUMP GREENLAND. Initial errant remarks by Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen suggested…

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Posted in World News

The USA Joins The Brexit Hokey Pokey

The USA and the UK have always had a special relationship, and in recent years it’s been gratifying to see that relationship reach new highs. When the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, the US couldn’t sit idly…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! The Answers Are Here…

WELL, HOW DID YOU ENJOY OUR EDGY BORIS JOHNSON QUIZ??? #1: LOVE AND HATE But don’t let me ever hear you say hate is your enemy… Love has practically caused me to get you destroyed. If I had hated a…

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Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

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Ways to Make Money You Might Not Have Heard Of!

Finding easy cash isn’t easy. But finding hard cash to top up the rest is a necessary evil sometimes. Hard, like time-consuming, and not very rewarding? Still, nobody owes us a living. And sometimes, to top up my cash, I’ve…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

The Superpower that Disempowers: Is it Time for a Black Book of Autism? (LONG READ… ENJOY!)

Well, what have we got here?! Something a lot bigger. Not as funny (a bit of dry wit, perhaps), but nonetheless VERY much out of the mainstream. Is autism a superpower? A flamboyantly colorful and identity ‘we’ all can celebrate?…

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Sleepy Joe Biden
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TONE-DEAF BIDEN! New ‘Pro-Woman’ Talking Point Enrages Feminists & GOP Alike!

Serial groper/political failure and two-dime Bill Clinton wannabe Joe Biden, flailing to deal with allegations of sleazy sexual behavior and a past history of middle ground views on abortion, has now come up with a typically genius way of… Not…

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Neoconservatives
Posted in Science War Zone

Trump & Bolton GONNA CRUSH Global Warming! “Nuclear Warfare Will SAVE OUR PLANET!!!”

Although widely condemned as an existential threat to human life, John ‘Armchair’ Johnny Bolton, a true upper-class boy come good, has actually turned up as a MOST unlikely saviour of our dying planet. Once widely derided as an unhinged lunatic…

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Posted in Top Stories

Tricks And Tips When Ordering Coffee To Be Delivered In The Office

Coffee is loved by so many people across the globe. That is why, as an employer, you might decide that you make someone deliver Coffee to office so that your employees can have a sip as they continue working. If…

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Democrat employs Strange Tactic in Defeating President Trump

Dateline: WASHINGTON, DC, year 2020—The Democratic nominee has won the presidency, beating Donald Trump in a landslide, and has also had bizarre good luck, by employing an unusual political tactic. “I decided to go against my handlers and pollsters,” said…

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Robert Mueller: The Knight-Errant who Tripped over his Lance

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller stunned the quarter of Americans who are intent on keeping their country from sliding down the tubes, by turning in a lackluster performance in his televised hearings before Congress. Knowing that most Americans prefer to watch…

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Posted in Music World News

Bojo: A Kinks-Flavoured Song Tribute to Britain’s New Reptilian Emperor!

Apologies to the Kinks, but probably not to the Pig N Coke Club… Well I met him in a club down in old Soho Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like Spaffy Bojo O spaffy old Bojo! He…

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Posted in Comics World News

“Can’t Stop the Cokeheads!” Another Great Cartoon!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: So, the new leader of the Conservative Party has finally been anointed. To accompany our great cartoons from Upchuck and JF we’ve got a nice, nifty, shifty little number from Games of Thrones fantasy, er, FANTASIST! villain…

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Posted in Politics

O’Rourke Discovers Racism Exists

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Welcome, Jenna! Please share her story about one of the current presidential candidates! ASHUA, NH – Per an anonymous source, Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke appeared “smug and contented” after the release of his op-ed revealing the…

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