Posted in Politics Top Stories

More Fucking LIES: President Denies His Re-Election Campaign Started in 2017!!!

Orlando, FL- The script read almost exactly the same… minus the “rapists.” The expired, irrelevant chants of “Lock her up,” rang out from the frenzied mob, blissfully unconcerned by the absolute silliness of the scene. They had waited for days…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! More Fucking LIES: President Denies His Re-Election Campaign Started in 2017!!!
Posted in Human Interest Society Top Stories

Millennial Children Demand Parents Pay for Relocation As Tensions In the Gulf Grow

Salem, OR- As tensions between the United States and Iran continue to flare after the latest attack on an American drone, more and more millennial children are demanding that Mom and Dad pay to send them away before war is…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Millennial Children Demand Parents Pay for Relocation As Tensions In the Gulf Grow
Harriet Tubman note
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Mnuchin Passes on Tubman, Offers Trump as Compromise for New $20

Washington, DC- On Thursday, Secretary of the Treasury, Steven Mnuchin, announced he had scrapped plans to release an updated $20 bill featuring the likeness of famed American abolitionist Harriet Tubman, sighting security issues with the design. The new bill had…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Mnuchin Passes on Tubman, Offers Trump as Compromise for New $20
Posted in Politics Top Stories

WTF?! Trump Fox & “Fiends” Interview Goes Off the Rails on a Crazy Train!

Washington, DC- On Friday, during a wild interview with Fox and Fiends host Ainsley Earhardt, President Donald Trump openly challenged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to begin Articles of Impeachment, repeatedly challenged the House Speaker’s “manhood,” discussed the Art of the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! WTF?! Trump Fox & “Fiends” Interview Goes Off the Rails on a Crazy Train!
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Posted in Biz News World News

FRIENDZONED! Loser Gove Homeless After Anti-Elitist ‘Business Experts’ Rant!

Unlawful north of the M1 Michael Howard hiss-a-like and non-porcine-coke-snorting metrosexual career shitstirrer Michael Gove has just had his hopes of a stellar career at the very pinnacle of the UK political class cruelly dashed, after yet another ill-advised rant…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FRIENDZONED! Loser Gove Homeless After Anti-Elitist ‘Business Experts’ Rant!
Iran
Posted in War Zone World News

T-Rex & Me: & a Naughty Missile Conspiracy in Iran!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Glossy News (pop us a like here!) has been buzzing over the whole controversial missile attack that widely loathed ‘old school conservatives’ (neocon warmongers) Mike “Manky Mike” Pompeo and John “Armchair Johnny” Bolton are conveniently attributing to…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! T-Rex & Me: & a Naughty Missile Conspiracy in Iran!
Posted in War Zone World News

Dark Nigel Rises: A One Act Play About the Bane of Brexit!

FARAGE: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The House of Commons, where millions of citizens have languished under the name of this woman: Theresa May: who has been held up to you as the shining example of patriotism! You…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Dark Nigel Rises: A One Act Play About the Bane of Brexit!
Posted in War Zone World News

John Bolton Infallibly PROVES Iranian Tanker Conspiracy Theory!

Foamy-mouthed neoconservative intellectual and MIC-beloved establishment conspiracy theory John Bolton has come out fighting against allegations that the Iran ‘smoking gun’ is just another Blair-stylee WMD fraud! Now, let’s remember the Maine thing we all have to remember… He begins….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! John Bolton Infallibly PROVES Iranian Tanker Conspiracy Theory!
Posted in Serious Commentary

Why Is Everyone Talking About Forex Trading?

Forex trading is by no means a recent phenomenon. Long before digital nomads and virtual freelancing were mainstream concepts for making a living, forex trading gently bubbled away as a viable way to break out of the nine to five…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Why Is Everyone Talking About Forex Trading?
Posted in War Zone World News

With The New Iranian Snafu Now Would Be A Good Time To ‘Remember The Maine.’ And A Few Other Things!

Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He is in competition with Trump for the most…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! With The New Iranian Snafu Now Would Be A Good Time To ‘Remember The Maine.’ And A Few Other Things!
Posted in Serious Commentary

Bieber and Cruise to meet in the UFC?

Yep, you did read that right; Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise in the UFC. In what has to go down as one of the more surprising headlines to have come out of the first half of 2019, Canadian…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Bieber and Cruise to meet in the UFC?
Posted in Serious Commentary

As Luck Would Have It: Our Love of All Things Lucky

Luck be a lady tonight! For some people, wearing a certain pair of socks can be the difference between success and failure. For others, someone struck by lightning can statistically be struck by lightning again with no difference in the odds….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! As Luck Would Have It: Our Love of All Things Lucky
Posted in Politics

EXODUS! 100s Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts & Flee To Canada!

In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asylum. The bedraggled lot, tired…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! EXODUS! 100s Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts & Flee To Canada!
Posted in Top Stories

T-Rex & Me: Is this the End of his Tory Adventures???

NOTE FROM WALLACE: Does the Tory leadership contest need an idiot’s guide? Either way, here’s some more from T-Rex… After eating the Tory leadership candidates and finding no credible policies within the party Rex decides to give up politics for…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! T-Rex & Me: Is this the End of his Tory Adventures???
Posted in Crime World News

“WHY DO THE OTHER BOYS GET AWAY WITH IT?!” Kim Jong Un Defends Notorious Gulag System!

Ardent sometimes-Trumper Kim Jong Un has come out fighting against dishonest ‘fake news’ media criticisms of his mass labour camp system. It’s just so unfair! How came it’s all just find and dandy that Americans been allowed to mass-arrest millions…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “WHY DO THE OTHER BOYS GET AWAY WITH IT?!” Kim Jong Un Defends Notorious Gulag System!
Posted in Serious Commentary

Spitting Image: the Puppet Satire that Captured Thatcher’s Britain

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Spitting Image: the Puppet Satire that Captured Thatcher’s Britain
Posted in Serious Commentary

Private Eye Circulation Soars as Readers Turn to Satire – Funny that!

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Private Eye Circulation Soars as Readers Turn to Satire – Funny that!
Posted in Serious Commentary

Daily Mail’s Richard Littlejohn is Living Proof that the Right Doesn’t Do Satire

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Daily Mail’s Richard Littlejohn is Living Proof that the Right Doesn’t Do Satire
Posted in Serious Commentary

Brexit Britain is Easy Fodder for Satirists: but They Should Learn from 18th-Century Masters how to do it Properly

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Brexit Britain is Easy Fodder for Satirists: but They Should Learn from 18th-Century Masters how to do it Properly
Posted in Serious Commentary

Broadcasting Rules are Killing Political Satire – Thank Heavens for the Internet

Note from Wallace: The following is not my own work, but a republication of another writers’ work from The Conversation. For more details on the author, institution and Creative Commons licence, see the bottom of this article, which I have…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Broadcasting Rules are Killing Political Satire – Thank Heavens for the Internet
Posted in World News

Kings of the Tyrant Lizards? T-Rex Takes on Tremendous Tory Tripwire Tantrumistas!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: The UK is well known for its political dinosaurs, but what about its cocaine–addled ‘needle and silver spoon’ brigade????? After a two day drug-fuelled bender Rex senses a political opportunity and runs for Tory leadership.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Kings of the Tyrant Lizards? T-Rex Takes on Tremendous Tory Tripwire Tantrumistas!
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Trump’s Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years

Ever wonder what Trump was like as a child? Much like Jesus, his early years are a mystery. In a new book penned by one of Trump’s close childhood friends, we now have a window into the mind of the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Trump’s Childhood Friend Pens Biography on Trump’s Early Years
Posted in Top Stories

T-Rex & Me: Taking it to the Trump!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:  T-Rex has strong feelings about the controversial US leader who is now visiting the UK! So far, a Twitter war with the Mayor of London, Royal family ‘nasty’ dispute, and a bizarre interview with a flamboyantly controversial…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! T-Rex & Me: Taking it to the Trump!
Posted in World News

U.S. Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country.

Congress has finally found a solution to the tsunami of immigrants pouring into the U.S. from all over the world by charging their country of origin a tariff on each and every individual approaching the border. A tariff of $1,000…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! U.S. Puts Tariffs On Each Migrant Attempting To Enter Country.
Posted in World News

Brexit Limericks (TRIGGER WARNING FOR LEAVE & REMAIN!)

There once was a lady called Tess Closed her eyes and she hoped for the best England expected, but half the cabinet defected Maybe just join Yellow Vests?   There once was an elitist called Cable

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Brexit Limericks (TRIGGER WARNING FOR LEAVE & REMAIN!)
Posted in World News

Rex Returns! Doing His Part to Fight Climate Change!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:  More funny cartoons from JF! Try clicking the author’s profile for more. Some of the most innovative stuff we’ve seen in a while. Rising at the crack of dawn, Rex destroys a coal-fired power station as his…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Rex Returns! Doing His Part to Fight Climate Change!
Posted in World News

Brexit Rage: Rex Won’t Leave the Eiffel Tower Without a Fight!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: More fun with our graphic artist and his naughty dinosaur! We hear a lot about ‘Brexit Fatigue‘ sweeping pro and anti alike; but for Rex, previously the nemesis of Theresa May, it seems more like Brexit FEVER!…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Brexit Rage: Rex Won’t Leave the Eiffel Tower Without a Fight!
Posted in Politics Science

Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust

Doctors across the country are warning everyone close to the President to watch for signs of spontaneous combustion due to the heat he is receiving after Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report reveals there were crimes committed by Trump during the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Scientists Opine Impeachment Could Cause President to Spontaneously Combust
Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories World News

We Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News

Wolf Blitzer: This is Wolf Blitzer. Welcome to The Situation Room. We have important breaking news. The Wall Street Journal reports that Democrats in Congress are pushing back against President Trump’s plans to go to war with Iran. They are…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! We Interrupt This Breaking News for Breaking News
Posted in War Zone World News

“Moderate” Republicans & Democrats Already Missing Guys Who Genocided a Million Iraqi Civilians!

The unusual rhetorical flavor and idiosyncratic policy approach of Donald Trump has left self-styled GOP moderates and centrist Democrats to reminisce about the golden age when both parties were the greatest force for good (and humanitarian genocide) the world has…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “Moderate” Republicans & Democrats Already Missing Guys Who Genocided a Million Iraqi Civilians!