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Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again
• Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? • It’s fake news YOU can live without me. • YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. • Forever looking for the right woman,…
Trump Declares 2024 Presidential Election Already Stolen from Him
(Vice Presidential candidate Ivanka Trump says Stop The Steal) Former President Donald Trump says the 2024 Presidential election has already been stolen from him and that the upcoming vote should be overturned in his favor. Trump, in a case of…
Community Stages Effort To Stop Alcoholic Tool & Die Maker From Exploring Vegan Lifestyle
Grant County, Wisconsin. Despite pleas from family and local community members who were tremendously concerned about his mental, emotional, and physical well-being, Craig Lane, 44, made the hard-core decision last Sunday to put an immediate end to his daily consumption of…
Donald Trump Corrects Record About January 6
Donald Trump has claimed that leading the January 6 mob was a missed opportunity for him to serve his country and give back. “I was never allowed to partake in military service. They say it was bad feet. No, it…
My Fight with the Scale
I’m warning you. Do not purchase smart appliances. First, I bought a smart refrigerator. That was okay, it reminded me when I needed milk, or eggs, or something else. The mistake was buying a smart scale. Now they have both…
‘Throwing Calculus Textbook At Doppelganger Not Best Decision,’ Says Frustrated Undergraduate Attending Summer Session
Central Iowa. 20-year-old Roger Lansky, an undergraduate student currently attending Summer Session at Loran University, confessed last week that his act of throwing a 458-page Calculus textbook at a doppelganger hiding in the wall behind him may not have been…
College Graduate With Education Degree Can’t Wait To Be Overwhelmed By Horrible Students, ‘Impossible-To-Satisfy’ Parents, And Corrupt Administrators Next Fall
La Crosse, Wisconsin. Having recently completed an intensely strenuous amount of coursework that thoroughly burned him out and almost deprived him of his will to keep living, Jeremy Mathews, 24, confessed at his graduation party in late June that he…
Another Case Of Wild Polio Reported In East Africa
Mozambique has become the latest African country to report a new case of wild polio. For this country, this is the first reported case in three decades. Mozambique Confirms Rare Case Of Polio Mozambique this week confirmed that it has…
Turkey Says No To Sweden And Finland Joining NATO
Turkey this week cast a wrench into the works by opposing applications by Sweden and Finland to join NATO. Turkey is claiming security concerns. Turkey Opposes Sweden & Finland NATO Bid While Turkey’s president has insisted that he will continue…
Canada Pulls The Tigger By Banning Huawei And ZTE
Canada has finally decided to ban from its 5G network Huawei and ZTE. It remains to be seen if and how the Chinese government plans on retaliating. Canada Finally Bans Huawei And ZTE From 5G Canada this week became the…