Category: Top Stories
U.S. Deploys 120,000 Boots to Iraq and Syria
WASHINGTON—Tuesday morning, President Obama announced the immediate deployment of American boots in response to the continuing threat of ISIS in Iraq and Syria. This is in spite of the president’s recent assurance that there will be “no boots on the…
Republicans Have Saul-like Epiphany Day After Winning Mid-term Elections
The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest…
Washington-area Birdwatchers Spot Migrating Species
It’s late fall and a sure sign of the season is the movement of various migratory birds in Washington and elsewhere. Recent sightings include: The African American Obama Perhaps because of its name, the African American obama is often mistakenly…
Scandal: Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch
A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40’s, has become more virulent in recent years….
It Turns Out That Everything Is Obama’s Fault
It seems as if Barack Obama is getting blamed for everything. The Republicans are blaming him for every foreign hotspot including Iraq, Ukraine and Israel. Every domestic problem also seems to be the President’s doing, so much so that the…
Obama No Longer First US Black President
Obama is no longer the first black president as he turned albino white today during his latest CIA briefing. Apparently the ‘men in black’ have been hiding some of the more disturbing secrets of the nation from the man who…
Medical Science Identifies Source of Chronic Left Butt Cheek Pain
In recent years, more and more males have suffered from a chronic pain in the non-facial left cheek. Now medical science has identified this left butt pain as SRCA or severe rewards card accumulation. SRCA is a slowly developing condition…
States Planning Secession. United States Finished?
A new political entity was born today as all States west of the Mississippi seceded from the Union and created their own nation called The League of States That Remembers What Reality Is. Fed up with decades of following a…
Maddow Vindicates Hillary Over Inoffensive “Dead New Yorker” Comments
Not so long ago, I told you how top photogenic political superstar Hillary Clinton was arbitrarily and unfairly accused of upsetting some mourners at a funeral… With some (admittedly) fairly ill-timed, ill-judged, and most crucially, vindictively-taken-out-of-context comments™. These comments were…
Innocent Hillary Unjustly Victimised Re: “Dead New Yorker” Comments
Future disgraced US President Hillary Clinton… Sorry, I mean, disgraced future US President Hillary Clinton… Well, to keep it simple, the somewhat more talented and principled member of the Hill and Bill double act (gotcha!) has recently turned up uninvited…