Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels

Pat Robinson has warned that Western civilization is in mortal peril, because of declining sperm counts.

Scientists recently sounded the alarm on this issue; but reluctant to lie idly on the sidelines of any contentious debate, Pastor Pat has also given his two cents on this. Read more Global Fertility Crisis: Pastor Pat Robinson Warns His Sperm Count Has Dropped to Unprecedented Levels

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Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

Notable human rights paragon the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, who recently got a top spot at the UN for being nice to women, have introduced yet another stunningly liberal gender measure. Read more Progress-Conscious Saudi Arabia Allows Women to Get Run Over by Cars

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More About New Politically Correct Vatican Seminary for Future Catholic Church Leaders

The Vatican Office have confirmed that Pope Francis is due to make a public announcement tomorrow on his controversial college, as discussed an hour ago on Glossy News. The St Francis School of New Theological Justice has already drawn a degree of controversy for such mildly idiosyncratic study module choices as: Read more More About New Politically Correct Vatican Seminary for Future Catholic Church Leaders

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Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

Fresh from throwing Sarah Champion under the off-peak Trot Train after her article about predominantly Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, Jeremy Corbyn has continued his heroic crusade against Islamophobia…

By challenging ignorant right-wing neoliberal mainstream establishment stereotypes about the Islamic State. Read more Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’

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