Category: Crime
Before Ferguson & Choking Death Of Eric Garner There Was Clifford Glover
At dawn on April 28th in 1973 Add Armstead, a black resident of Queens, New York, and his girlfriend’s son Clifford were walking down the street on the way to his weekend work at junkyard. Suddenly a car pulls up…
Yes, Virginia, It is possible to store 100% of police body cameras
It’s a fair question, but one with a very clesOar answer. Could we really keep all body camera footage from all officers in the cloud? You bet your beaten bottom, Virginia. So how many officers we talking? At the state,…
Scandal: Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch
A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40’s, has become more virulent in recent years….
Belfast Residents Finally Break Silence on 12th of July Nick Minaj Insult
Belfast residents have finally made their feelings known (as people up North undoubtedly do best) regarding a little-known sectarian atrocity from the most recent 12th of July… When a loyalist flute band surrounded a Catholic youth club and started playing…
Local Police New Alpha Codes Fluster Criminals, Officers
Auburn police have found a new way to keep criminals from understanding their scanner chatter for ill, but unfortunately, not one of them has yet figured out how to use it for good. The new alpha call signs, dubbed Cool…
Ruse of Young Border Crossers Successful for Drug Cartels
Suspicions have arisen lately that the recent spate of Latin children coming across the southern U.S. border were no spontaneous occurrence. Darker implications have revealed themselves. “The operation was a total success!” states Juan Cokefetcher, middle manager for the Headchoppers…
American secret agents exposed by phone app?
A stunning announcement was made at a secret hacker conference last month to little fanfare. An app was made available for the Android or IPhone platform that exposes the secret agents working for America’s top secret organizations. Called “Find my…
Tax Evasion As Public Policy: The AMT/Gordian Story
Skyrocketing health care costs are a major public policy issue. The Affordable Care Act has limited mechanisms to reign in these costs, but, really, we, the providers of health care products and services, must lead on this issue. We must…
Pelosi’s Socialist Speech Code, Anti-GOP Persecution
In a move causing widespread ripples of non-surprise, Nancy Pelosi has not-so-secretly used her Senatorial Privileges to unilaterally ram through a Socialist Speech Code for Californian police. Don’t worry; obviously, this use of the previously unheard-of Senatorial Decree option is…
Another Dalai Lama Gaffe: Heroin-Pushing A-OK, if Intention Good
One or two people might have been offended by the information included in my recent scoop on the normally rather narcophobic Dalai Lama’s views on war crimes. But unfortunately, no apology or clarification from His Exalted Phatness has been forthcoming……