Rob Portman Takes Over Romney Campaign While Romney in London

The GOP has seized its chance to finally rid itself of Mitt Romney as their presumptive Presidential candidate. Just minutes after Romney’s plane was supposedly landing in London, GOP Chairman Reice Priebus announced on CNN that Ohio Senator Rob Portman would be replacing Romney as the GOP’s official candidate for President.

Mitt Romney, in private meetings with top European financiers since his arrival in London, could not be reached for comment. Ann Romney’s horse, however, is expected to win the dressage event at the Olympics.

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