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Local Man Seems Just A Little Too Into Archery

Local Man Seems Just A Little Too Into Archery

INDIANAPOLIS – Sitting down with his family to watch the opening rounds of the Olympic Games Friday, Indianapolis resident Damien Fenhurst was just a little too into archery, say sources.

Displaying an inordinate degree of interest in the skill and craftsmanship of the competitors on show, the 39-year-old was seen staring intently at the television screen, intermittently uttering phrases like “just look at how he nocks that arrow” and “I really want to learn how to aim like that.”

According to his wife Lucy and two children Brian and Michelle, a glazed over Mr Fenhurst watched in awe, as South Korean archer Im dong-Hyun smashed the world record in Men’s Archery, insisting “wow, he really nailed that bad boy.”

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Laurence Brown is an award-winning comedic journalist based in Indianapolis, Indiana, who has edited several satirical news papers since 1999. Hailing from the United Kingdom, he has also written plays and short stories. He has a bachelor's degree in English and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. This article was originally published by The Indy Tribune.

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2 Responses to “Local Man Seems Just A Little Too Into Archery”

  1. Brian K. White says:

    Oh man, I’ve been THAT guy before… what? What’s so crazy that I found something new that I love that is more important than anything else in my life? What?

  2. Bee says:

    I have seen this happen.

    My favourite moments are when they don’t know the words for the moves and make one up. Class.

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