The home fans seemed pretty upset by the float car with giant, bad teeth, belching green fog indicating bad breath. The Bobby mascots endlessly chasing cartoonish burglars because they have no guns really touched a sore point too. Worst of all was the royal family tree with a small cadre of marchers carrying streamers that kept lapping back in on each other indicated centuries of inbreeding.
The foreign fans found it all very pleasing and reported “high degrees of accuracy.”
You forgot our trademark umbrellas.
I don’t leave home without mine, even in the blistering heat, which happens but twice a year.