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Democratic Terrorists Throw Water On Sarah Palin- She Melts

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TSA Announces Mass-Hiring of Gropey-Santas

The controversy over the patting down of children has prompted the TSA to hire so-called Santas to help with security. Now children will get to sit on Santa’s lap, and he’ll find out if they’ve been naughty, nice or have a crotch-load of explosives.

No word on whether or not fondled children will receive a lollipop or coloring book at the end of the maturing experience.

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Fox: It’s OK for Beck to Say “Soros Helped Kill Other Jews”; MSNBC Agrees

But An Unforgivable, Atrocious Cardinal Sin For NPR To Fire Williams For Saying That He Was Afraid Of Muslims On Planes.

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Tom Delay Heading To Prison For Political Money Manipulation

GOP claims that under new laws it is business as usual.

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USDA Faces Mounting Pressure to Bail Out Portugal

Economists are questioning why the United States Department of Agriculture would be called on to bail out a foriegn, soveriegn nation, but at the same time, representatives from the USDA have said that “The $14 billion requested only constitutes a small amount of our 2011 discretionary budget, so really, auditing the request would cost us more than just cutting a check.”

Citizens of Portugal have been asked to weigh in, but due to them doing so in Portuguese, with no interpreters available to translate, the wire transfer has already been sent.

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Younger Palin Comes in “Almost First” Like Mother, Thanks to Gerrymandering

The thick-thighed mistress of spin was served something of a vindication this week, as the hit reality show “Dancing With the Stars” finally succeeded in ousting her daughter from the position she never rightly should have held.

Clever vote-rigging and regional gerrymandering have been thanked for her ability to survive in the primaries of the competition thus far. Continue Reading

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NAMBLA Announces Strong Support of TSA Pat-Down Policy

Spokesman asks, “What? I don’t see the problem.”

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Fox Follows MSBN’s Lead- Suspends Entire Staff Over Campaign Donations

Except in this case, a bit of a surprise, it was actually the Republicans politicians making donations to the reporters.

Suspensions are reportedly with pay and can be taken any time over the coming 180-days, or cashed out like traditional flex-pay.

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American Socialism Prevails: Olbermann Resumes Propaganda Tuesday

Known socialist and sanctioned MSNBC commentator Keith Olbermann has been handed his greatest defeat in decades; a week at home with his family… without pay!

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Open Letter to Undermining, Commie-Pinko Socialists

Open Letter to Undermining, Commie-Pinko Socialists

IMPORTANT – IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF “CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA”, THEN DO NOT READ THIS…

Comrades!
The situation is dire!
Our plans lay fast in rubble before us!

Our goal to subjugate the great capitalistic tyrant the United States and lead them to the glories of socialism has run aground. The attempt to sneak Marx-Engels philosophies into the pattern of American politics has been uncovered again and again by the ever intrepid FOX News and their highly elite and patriotic staff. Continue Reading

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Christine O’Donnell Camp Considering Concession

Only three days after election day, and a mere 9-weeks after her crusade for a senate seat lost its luster, Christine O’Donnell, who has cast her spell on many voters around the good state of Delaware, is now considering conceding her loss to left-wing, radical, pinko-extremist Chris Coons.

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Tyler Perry to Reproduce ROOTS as Musical Comedy

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