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Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus

Even though she may have intended it to lead her to the highest gubernatorial office in the land, she’s just happy to do her part… if you can accept all that.

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Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”

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Medical Marijuana Surges $0.00 on 105-Ton Tijuana Pot Seizure

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Christine O’donnell Threatens Lagging Supporters with Newts, Brew

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Terry Fox’s Inspiring Cancer Survivor Story

I am sure most people have heard of Terry Fox, a young cancer survivor who developed bone cancer and had his left leg removed as a result. After recovering, he vowed to “run” 3000 miles across Canada to raise money and awareness for cancer research and support. His story was so inspiring, a middle aged survivor of cyrrhosis of the liver vowed to “drink” his way across the greater Pittsburg area, or die trying.

He started early one morning in his local bar, The Crow Bar, right at opening time. Worked his way east towards the downtown area, never stopping to eat, and only stopping once to drop off a few friends at the pool in a bar “he never liked much anyway….” Then, around closing time, in the last bar in the area, he completed his goal and then stumbled out into the parking lot and threw up in his hat.

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Libertarians Successfully Slash Gov Jobs, Unemployment Magically Rises

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Glenn Beck Says “One Nation, My Ass–It’ll Never Fly”

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Kudos to Writers for Not Acting Like Stupid Dodo Heads

Kudos to Writers for Not Acting Like Stupid Dodo Heads

The saying goes “There is more than one way to skin a cat.” No, this isn’t a funny story about a cat. I know, I know, for all you cat lovers out there, maybe there will be one soon, but for now, this is not where to look.

Conan O’Brien once said “During last night’s debate…Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.” It didn’t happen, of course. Edwards turned out to be even more heterosexual than we’d originally thought, Continue Reading

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World Stunned as Speidi Goes 36-hours without Press Release

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George Bush Surrenders Heisman Trophy

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Palin Out of News-Cycle for 72-Hours, Wingnuts Despondent

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FOX News Blasts Obama for Failure to Stop Qur’an Roast

In perhaps their greatest show of partisan hackery, the pundit collective of FOX News this morning went on offensive against President Obama for his failure to use military force in stopping the radical Christian church in Florida from burning sacred texts. While doing so would be a gross encroachment on civil rights, a massive overstep of presidential authority, and a move sure to be damned by either side of the political spectrum, FOX News chocked it up to a victory. Continue Reading

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