Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants

Dancing On Ice may not have been on our screens since 2014, but 12 celebrities are back in the mix to set our screens alight with some hopefully entertaining, and maybe even, stunning, performances. But who are this year’s contestants? Read more Dancing On Ice back in Full Swing: A New Series & 12 Brand New Contestants

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Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

Recently, there was a successful crowdfunding campaign for the Bobby Joe Movie.

This is the editor’s own project: thanks for your support everyone!

And here’s the most recent update, from earlier this month. Read more Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?

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Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss

Broadcaster and motoring specialist Jeremy Clarkson has been involved in a street brawl, concerning a motor vehicle made from frozen celebrity piss.

Clarkson stars in a new scheduled motoring programme to be aired on Channel Four called ‘What Can We Make A Car Out Of?’ He had the car specially built for the new series. Read more Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss

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Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime

President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.” Read more Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Read more Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

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Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Adolph Adams’ campaign had been off to a slow start.

But as the wind stirred his bones in this cold Nebraska autumn, he finally came to believe that the Project of America, the Project of Individualism, might just about be salvageable. Read more Chapter 23: Get Your Government Off My Law (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

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Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury

Professor Guru Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles of the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College has recently taken time out from the Gang of Sneers book series, in order to educate the benighted and unwashed masses on just how unreflective their music listening has been up to now. Read more Professor Smiggles Sucks all The Joy Out of Freddy Mercury

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Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion or aspiration for the office of president [of the United States.]” Read more Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”

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