Category: Talky Pictures
Most Recent Updates for Bobby Joe Movie: And How Can You Help Our Satire Site and Future Projects?
Recently, there was a successful crowdfunding campaign for the Bobby Joe Movie. This is the editor’s own project: thanks for your support everyone! And here’s the most recent update, from earlier this month.
Indie Satire Fans and Patrons: Crowdfunding is Like Voting. Use it, or Lose it!
Crowdfunding, royalties and patronage are like voting. You may think your vote doesn’t count. But if everybody thought that, it would be the worst case scenario every time. Dig deep, my friends!
Disney Studios Rooting for the Empire in Future Star Wars Films, says Hollywood insider
Dateline: BURBANK—Disney Studios is rooting for the Empire to defeat the rebels in its upcoming Star Wars films, according to Hollywood insider Wily Hangeron. (Be warned that spoilers for The Last Jedi follow.)
Time is Running Out for Our Indie Movie Kickstarter: Please Tell Your Friends!
The Kickstarter ends on 8 December! Please click on the link above and help get this funny mockumentary off the ground.
Hollywood’s Schlocky Movies are Payback for China’s Shoddy Merchandise, says Industry Insider
Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—The American movie industry has been releasing the simplest, dumbest possible movies for overseas markets, especially in China, to pay back the Chinese for flooding the American market with shoddy merchandise, according to Hollywood insider, Wily Hangeron.
Like Mockumentaries? Love Bobby Joe!
Hi everyone! Just a quick reminder about our Glossy News Kickstarter. We’ve had some unbelievably generous patrons so far, but we’ve still got a good bit to go before we can reach the target for this (sadly!) ‘all or nothing’…
Hollywood Reboots itself, Giving Creative Class over Movie Executives and Producers
Dateline: HOLLYWOOD—After having rebooted all of its hit movies from past decades, Hollywood has finally gotten around to rebooting itself. The schedule for the reboots consists of a long actual list for of movies to be remade for foreign and…
Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?
Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries! Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie. That’s…
GlossyNews movie is done, we need your help!
The GlossyNews exclusive “How Bobby Joe: the Movie” is in the final stages of post-production, but we need your help to get it distributed! Video below, but check us out on Kickstarter Check it out, maybe consider throwing in a…
Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches
Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players. I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have. I’ve never just decided…