Category: Talky Pictures
Disney Acquires Scientology, Pushes for Billion Year Copyright
In a move surprising several, Disney-ABC Television Group lodged a hostile takeover of Scientology on Monday, acquiring the majority of outstanding shares for $3.6 billion, excluding real estate assets, a 14% premium over Friday closing value. The move affords Disney,…
The Trump Legacy- An Endless Source Of Meme Material
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Disney 4 Freedom: What Can Kid’s Movies Teach the Politically Engaged?
It’s hard to say, looking back, if you really took any deeper lesson from the movies and programmes you grew up with as a child. Often, it is only really possible to hypothesise. It’s worth trying though! 1. The Lion…
Did Brooklyn Nine Nine Save the Spoof Cop Genre, or Kill it?
Police Squad invented the spoof cop show genre, and tons have followed in those footsteps. Last month we wanted to shoot a short screen test for a show we want to shop around. It’s a police spoof, but much more…
No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!
[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever]. In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer…
Ghost of PT Barnum Watches Screener of ‘The Greatest Showman,’ Commits to Haunting Hugh Jackman
Famed circus man and sensationalist P.T. Barnum was resurrected last week, coughing and spitting as he was reanimated from his sarcophagus, to watch a bootleg screener of “The Greatest Showman” starring Hugh Wolverine. To say he wasn’t impressed would be…
A Star is Fallen? FBI Investigate Robert De Niro for Donald Trump Death Threats
Renowned actor Robert De Niro is known not only for his role in the Godfather movies, but also his vociferous criticism of Donald Trump. However, things seem to have taken a sour turn, as the FBI investigate him for allegedly…
Toilet Roll to be Next James Bond
It’s been officially announced this week! The new James Bond is to be played by a toilet roll, in the new James Bond movie: “Firing Bullets from out of a gun.”
GN Video: WEIRD Classic Movie Fusion Monstrosity!
This is something you haven’t seen before…
More on the Bobby Joe Mockumentary Our Fans Helped Us Crowdfund!
Hi, this is Wallace, the sub-editor; writing on behalf of Brian, the boss! Not long ago, we had a successful Crowdfunding campaign for Bobby Joe the Movie!