Category: Talky Pictures
Liz Cheney Calls Rachel Maddow “Hot”
This past week the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) got underway in Washington, D.C., and there were no real surprises in front of the cameras, save for that magical moment when Dick Cheney appeared out of nowhere to chants of…
Rising Porn Star Admits to Using Performance-Enhancing Altoids
SAN FERNANDO, CA — Up-and-coming porn starlet Corrine Hard was rapidly becoming a household name until she received a summons to appear before a Congressional Grand Jury to testify about her alleged use of performance enhancing drugs.
David Lynch Confirmed to Direct John Edwards Biopic
More trouble for John Edwards surfaced this week when a close family friend told various gossip publications that the disgraced former Democratic presidential candidate struck his cancer-stricken wife during a shocking marriage-ending brawl.
Four Reasons You’d Be Crazy Not to Go See Avatar
I’m not on the take or anything, I’m just a big fan of this unique film, and one who loves it quite a lot. 1 – Because, Statistically, You Haven’t Seen It Yet Even though it’s breaking records left and…
Top Ten Random Thoughts by Dave on Recent Sex Scandal
10. Work with me, sleep with me – comedy rules. 9. Scandal schmandal, it’s fun to flirt. 8. Robert J. “Joe” Halderman, one more GOP Joe wanting my pants. 7. Thought I could show Obama how to handle his nemesii…
Real ‘District 9’ Nigeria Laments Sucking So Much
Nigeria’s hapless basket case government went into total bonkers format this week by demanding cinemas across the African continent, Europe, Asia and the Americas stop showing the recently-released science fiction film ‘District Nine’.
Roman Polanski Granted Amnesty for Genius, Survival
Roman Polanski, acclaimed film director, holocaust survivor, and unfortunate lover of an underage girl was granted international amnesty by the United Nations Friday morning. Decades of brilliant films once religated to languish the waste-lands of B-movie europe can once again…
UK Roller Coaster Apes Final Destination 3
In a real-life enactment of the horror movie Final Destination 3 two carriages on a giant roller coaster ride collided at the UK’s Slagpool Pleasure Beach yesterday when one of them became jammed on the rails through an accumulation of…
Matrix Made Keanu Reeves 1/3rd Billionaire
If you’re a big fan of The Matrix, or The Matrix Reloaded, you likely assume Keanu Reeves earned a hefty Hollywood sum, and you’d be partly right. He did earn a massive pile of money, but it was more like…
Anybody Realize How Much Keanu Made Off the Matrix?
If you’re a big fan of The Matrix, or The Matrix Reloaded, you likely assume Keanu Reeves earned a hefty Hollywood sum, and you’d be partly right. He did earn a massive pile of money, but it was more like…