Category: Celebrity Gossip
White House Party Gate Crashed by ‘Vulgarians’
US Secret Service agents today refused to be interviewed by Jacko McScrunt, – the Scallies and Yobs page columnist for the International Daily Shitraker – who was investigating reports that a couple of scumbag social climbers trespassed last night’s state…
21/12/2012: Oprah-Geddon Approaches
2012 is coming – approaching fast. A time to be afraid – very afraid – as the threadbare cliché goes. Actually I’d advise you to be more than very afraid – shit-scared would be more appropriate, in point in fact….
Depp Pirates Another Sexy Global Victory
Hollywood CA — People Magazine has ruled — Depp won! Pirates Beat Vampires! was the header online — with an eye-popping 6.3 million total votes cast! Johnny Depp, mid-40s, is the World’s Sexiest Man! Who were the contenders, aside from…
Shock Jocks “Ant & Dec” to Interview Royal Princes
It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince’s Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being interviewed…
Streisand Auctions Random Crap to Pay for 9th Nose Job
Fux News channel reports that rap singer and amateur actress Barbra Streisand has been selling clothes, movie costumes, personal sex toys, autographed erotic pantywear and items of garden furniture at a Los Angeles car boot auction due moving to a…
Bigwigs Hit by Wickedpedia Attacks
Did David Cameron’s father buy him the Conservative Party? No, he only bought him a 51% majority share. Has Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg slept with 3,000 women? Absolutely not – it’s more like 2,350 women, 522 men, and a…
Top Ten Random Thoughts by Dave on Recent Sex Scandal
10. Work with me, sleep with me – comedy rules. 9. Scandal schmandal, it’s fun to flirt. 8. Robert J. “Joe” Halderman, one more GOP Joe wanting my pants. 7. Thought I could show Obama how to handle his nemesii…
Nigella Lawson’s “Sexpress” Reveals Far Too MILFy-Much
Celebrity television chef and Hottentot-arsed slapper Nigella Porkson has this week revealed for the Daily Shitraker some of her best kept secrets. (Read the latest Nigella Lawson here.) Who would have suspected that Nigella prefers take-away Chew and Spew fast…
Hillary Trashes Bill on “Oprah”
Chicago – In a widely anticipated appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered her sympathy to Jenny Sanford, the wife of admitted adulterer, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. To the audience’s surprise, Mrs. Clinton then…
Sharon Osbourne’s Reputation as Typical Bee-Hotch Unbroken
I’ve seen that Sharon Osbourne and wondered how much of the icy face we see is put on by MTV and how much of it is the machinations of her own inner demons. Between the erratic behavior on her American…