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America’s Toughest Sheriff to Serve Border Duty in Syria

America’s Toughest Sheriff to Serve Border Duty in Syria

As violence continues to escalate in the Middle East, millions of refugees have been sent packing to neighboring countries. Many with no other choice but to illegally cross borders.

Not one to take illegal border crossings lightly, self-billed “America’s Toughest Sheriff” Joe Arpaio looks to extend his grip of power to borders in the Middle East beginning with Syria.

After a rallying call from John McCain and other GOP members for the Federal Government to take action on the ongoing dilemma, Sheriff Joe is taking matters in to his own hands.

I am the constitutionally and legitimately elected sheriff, and I absolutely refuse to surrender my responsibility to the federal government. If I can’t secure Arizona’s border I will find a border to secure

The Sheriff’s plan is to use tax payer money to reconstruct the Sonoran desert in the Middle East with the aid of the Minutemen Militia to prevent illegal border crossings.

The question still remains though as to what Sheriff Joe’s “legitimate” job really is.

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One Response to “America’s Toughest Sheriff to Serve Border Duty in Syria”

  1. rfreed says:

    He’ll probably wet his pink panties trying to get it done.
    They play for keeps over there.

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