Author: Wallace Runnymede
UK: No, Not All Anti-Fascists Are Equal
Unparliamentary Fanaticism The tragic fact is that in the United Kingdom, as in many other countries, there is a fascist presence. However, fascist parties are fringe organizations; not least in terms of their electoral power. Yes… over here, it is…
Khomeinisexuality: Meet Iran’s Radical Love-Cleric (Part 2/69: Jizz be Upon Me)
Tribute Encore une fois: this one’s for Charlie Hebdo. Nous sommes tous Charlie. Ok, last time you heard from the people men of wisdom; to wit, the only people who really understand enlightened fucking erudite fiqh rulings from the inside…
Khomeinisexuality: Meet Iran’s Radical Love-Cleric (Part 1/69: Jizz Be Upon Him)
Tribute This one’s for Charlie Hebdo. Nous sommes tous Charlie. OK, we all know about the obviously malicious and unproven allegations of gratuitously gratifyingly enlightened fatwas on “I’m-a-sexin’ that damn fine chicken” that have been directed at Imam Love Doctor…
Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (2)
Here’s the rest of The End of History. I’m so excited to proclaim this, I nearly expected the ceiling of my office to cave in. …Not the glass ceiling, of course. For, just like the 100%-Anti-State-Patronage-And-Condescension-Dems, Republicans don’t have a…
Bush Doctrine 2.0/0.2. Jeb Confirms Allays Our Foreign Policy Fears (1)
“If at first you don’t succeed, try again.” Radical-Left-Wing-Ideologues™ Zizek/Beckett agree: “Try again, fail again, fail better.” Yes, FoxCon(n) FoxNews, I mean ACTUAL far-left-ideologues… As distinguished from, say, Newt Gingrich/Ed Miliband/Pope Francis. Still, Lefties-Gonna-Left, but Our Jeb…
Spectacular Creationist Breakthrough: World Much Older Than We All Thought
Entirely Non-Superfluous Disclaimer Sorry to be reworking a previous piece from TheSpoof.com here. I mean, it’s not that I’m running out of ideas… But I’ve already got so much tedious crapola in my hatebox from the “Labour Leak” article, that…
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)
Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)
Thought there were no convincing(-ish) short notice candidates to replace Ed Milliband when the last-minute coup occurs? You were wrong! Or rather… Subjected-By-Petty-Bourgeois-Ideology-To-The-Mystifications-Of-Late-Capitalist-False-Consciousness™. (Huh? Anyone? Nah… me neither).
Blagojevich Turns Air Blue, Flame-Grills Gordon Ramsay’s Ass
Rod Blagojevich hasn’t been content with his recent numerous high profile media appearances. You know, Celebrity Apprentice, biased FOX/MSNBC news reports, Oprah Winfrey… And even the “Wanted” posters pinned up in a certain large urban settlement in Illinois. So he’s…
Rush Bans Bibles From US Schools, Buchanan Equivocal(-ish) (II)
Last time, I brought you Rush Limbaugh’s noble and courageous plan to deliver our kids from Hard-Left-Socialist-Indoctrination™. However, it is said by some that not all right wing or left wing people think alike. Hence, in the interests of media…