Author: Wallace Runnymede
What Happens When a Satirist Feels Uncomfortable at the Satire of Others?
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I can’t seem do the links correctly for these (in bold) Tried using wordpress function, but trial run was unsatisfactory. Please do them for me? EDITOR’S NOTE: No problem. Now I just have to figure out how to…
Blair Warns Germany: Stop Apologizing for Mass Atrocities (2/2)
Welcome back! No, look, look, let’s cut to the chase. This is a textbook example of deliberate smear tactics! A cynical, malicious, orchestrated campaign of personal vilification against some admittedly somewhat fallible individuals… Who somehow, God forbid, DARED to presume…
Blair Warns Germany: Stop Apologizing for Mass Atrocities (1/2)
Tony Blair has recently made some perfectly reasonable and convincing revisionist comments on the mass atrocities committed in Germany in the 1930s and 1940s. Well, when I say “perfectly reasonable and convincing,” that’s a bit of a stretch, but I’m…
Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (2/2)
Earlier, President Obama introduced his plan to expand the International Community. He briefly and compassionately considered Palestine, Vatican City, the future Greater Israel, China, Japan, Russia, EU, India… But none of them meet the high standards of the Global Village…
Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (1/2)
Malicious and insidious recalcitrationalists from Glossynews and other disreputable non-Fox/-MSBC media outlets have been ignorantly and brutally ridiculing The Universal Interest. And it’s purely on these grounds, and not on account of any cynical or disingenuous motivation whatsoever… That President…
David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear
David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one. Calm down dear; listen to what the Grand Physician says… sorry, I mean, “orders…
Patronizing Miliband, Campbell Reach out to “Stamp-Collecting Community”
Ed Miliband has finally found a way to nail the election in 2015… Shortly after which, he will be himself will also be nailed up and flogged in the public square by the media every day of mourning and Twitternight…
John Kerry Finally Gets Around to Threatening Glossynews: Syrian Cooking Pots…
John Kerry has threatened the pitiful Unamerican/Uncosmopolitan “satire” outlet “Glossynews” with humanitarian annihilation, if we do not shape up. Read the transcript, and promise me not to laugh. This shit is serious. The illegitimate Glossynews editorial regime and its vicious…
KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About
Previous version published on The Spoof, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.” Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes….
Chamberlain’s Army (Parody of “Oliver’s Army”)
Disclaimer: I have tried to write an alternative to Elvis Costello’s “Oliver’s Army,” under parody and fair use, as a tribute to Costello’s song. As someone from Northern Ireland, my reading of the original song is that in in times…