Author: Wallace Runnymede
Exclusive GlossyNews Interview: Former Trotskyist Jeremy Corbyn (1/3)
Former Trotskyist, aspiring Social Democrat & edgy Westminster parliamentarian Jeremy Corbyn has agreed to have another objective, impartial interview… This time, at notable satire outlet Glossy News. Wallace: So, we’ll play to your strengths first. Jezza: Do I have to? Wallace:…
Brewer Slams ‘Racist Asian Governments’ on ‘Eurocentric Curriculum’ Bans (2/2)
So, why was Jan Brewer displeased that Myanmar, Saudi Arabia and North Korea have recently banned ‘divisive and Eurocentric curricula?’ FFS! This is sheer anti-white hatred! Now, you may use whatever words you wish, young man! … Oh wait, a…
Brewer Slams ‘Racist Asian Governments’ on ‘Eurocentric Curriculum’ Bans (1/2)
Myanmar, Saudi Arabia and North Korea have finally stated that ‘decadent Western capitalist/kafr/woman’ (sic) Jan Brewer of Arizona might be on to something. Yes, they have recently passed draconian laws to prevent ‘divisive’ university studies. Myanmar will not allow any…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (3/3)
Here are the rest of the commandments the Watchtower is graciously bestowing on the followers of Jehovah… In order to facilitate any relatively ethical, accountable and non-abusive uses of the generally satanic and perniciously demonic spiritual technology known as “blood…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (2/3)
Last time: OOF! Well, that was a nice Godly-Gish-sermon to tire you out. Now that you’re on the ropes, I’ll rush through the more embarrassing bit. But what could it possibly be? (Psst! Cryptic and mysteriously recondite hint… READ THE…
Jehovah Flip-Flops on Smiting Blood Transfusion Patients (1/3)
Well, it only took me a day to beat The Respect Police! 😛 And to publish my astonishing revelation of the boundless grace, mercy and abhorrently irrational bullshit… That Lord Jehovah (of Watchtower celebrity fame and stardom) dispenses to his…
Sinister Spooks Threaten GlossyNews re: Forthcoming Jehovah Smackdown
Wallace Runnymede has been threatened with legal action by malign and powerful West Coast bureaucratic forces that he is strictly forbidden to name… On account of his anticipated smackdown on the Jehovah’s Witnesses sect. GlossyNews? Well, that as well. Still,…
Brown Irishmen Six: A Song of Fury
Last night another innocent, peaceful person died in an “unknown” land. When the body of this person was pulled from the rubble in an unknown city in a certain Middle Eastern country, this message, along with a photo, was found…
God Issues Defamation & Copyright Cease and Desist
One tragic “unintended consequence” of the DMCA is that it has resulted in a currently unverified premature leak of a document God was planning to reveal to the world. Or at least to those who had ears to hear. I…
Dissident “MRA” Terrorists Wreak Havoc in Northern Ireland
The age-old conflict between men and women in Northern Ireland has been recently worsened by a scandalous schism in the Men’s Rights Movement (MRM). The MRM, funnily enough, is made up entirely up of self-styled “Men’s Rights Activists” (MRAs). And…