Author: Wallace Runnymede

Football Legend Self-styled, very much self-stylish, and scandalously glossy-cape-porting Caliph Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi has made thinking about football, dreaming about football, or otherwise being remotely aware of the historical existence of football, an unforgivable and inexcusable hate crime against The…

The new season has already started over here, so time to take a more politically-conscious eye at the footballing world.

I recently did my bit for Donald Trump on The Spoof. But I’m continuing to support him by reprinting my article here! You’ll see in a moment why I’m doing this 😉 Donald Trump has recently expressed his heartfelt gratitude…

Within seconds of publishing my article on Rick Perry as future Last Republican President and Johnny Cash Wannabe, my covert stash of hatemail, hater-mail and hateful-male-mail was inundated… With millions upon billions of complaints about what some people considered to…

Just to forestall any snap objections, I am not suggesting that “the government” or “the state” is the automatic go-to for all conflicts of interest.

Maybe it’s time the individuals saved ourselves from the individualists. Or more precisely, from those who speak in the name of all individualists; as though there could only be one model of individualism; a vulgar-Randian one.

Last time, I explained to you how a conciliatory Newt Gingrich™ attempted to liberate America from a very clear and present danger. That’s right: the mortal peril of bigoted mudslingers holding firmly and dogmatically to merely one-sided and partisan views…

Bill Clinton has stuck his stiff neck above the parapet and wantonly defamed Newt Gingrich for his ISIS apologism. Don’t vote for this cynical, Mafiaesque “contract-killing” bastard, if he ever runs for office. Yeah, vote for someone really good, like…