Author: Wallace Runnymede
One Act Tumblr Play: Obama Gets Friendzoned
It’s always fun to write a One Act Tumblr Play; that particular social media site is perfect for this kind of writing! Here’s one of mine: Obama: Hey, I really like that country, but I’m not gonna do the running. Let…
Conspiracy Theorists are Foolish: the ‘Hume’s Leap’ Fallacy
Some years ago, someone spoke with me about 9/11 conspiracy theories, and said that he ‘wouldn’t put it past them,’ or words to that effect. This sentence from the person who spoke with me years ago, arguably shines a…
“I, for one, am not an anti-Neoliberal”
On the one hand, people who claim neoliberalism exists say that Hayek thought capitalism and free markets could aid democracy, but if not, well too bad! But on the other hand, people who claim neoliberalism exists say that Hayek was…
What is Done & What Isn’t Done: All’s Painful in Love & Politics
In life, I don’t regret what I have actually done, half as much as I’ve regretted what I didn’t do when I had the chance, or what I did do, but did in a way that was omitting to do…
The End of America: Pure Evil Barack Hussein Obama Regime is Coming for Your Polaroid Sunglasses
The wicked depravity of the evil, dictatorial socialist regime of Barack Hussein Obama knows no bounds. If you’ve been reading the news recently, we’re pretty sure you won’t have heard jack shit about the recent plot to confiscate your Polaroid…
Inflammatory Gary Johnson & Bill Weld Video: Secret Transcript Leak
Libertarian POTUS 2016 hopefuls Gary Johnson and Bill Weld have recently done a revamp of their recent edgy campaign video. This hilarious inept video makeover hasn’t been released yet; but the new video does contain the edgy guitar instrumentals of David…
A Mini Manifesto
In the first blog post I ever published on the blog, Jonathan Arts and Critique, I said: I am: Pro peace, not merely anti war. Pro privacy, not merely anti state voyeurism. Pro speech, not merely anti censorship. Pro capitalism, not merely…
Mother with Son ‘Bit Rough Around the Edges’ Endorses Hillary
Some are saying that the choice between Clinton and Trump really is an impossible one. An orange hued racist demagogue versus a blonde haired, blue eyed creepy Aryan interventionist. However, proud Mum Cabernet-Sauvignon Baxter of Brixton, London has just done…
Yorkshire Icepick Weekend: 6 Interesting Things I Learned from the Hyde Park Trots
Here are several hilarious scientific-socialite shitticisms I learned not so long ago from the Hyde Park Radical Hipster Kool-Aid Community of Yorkshire. (By the way, before you ask, yes: they were all bitter, middle aged white boys with a massive,…
Rfreed’s Novel: 9/12/2001
This is a book review of Rfreed’s novel ‘9/12/2001.’ Full disclosure: Rfreed and I have both published prolifically here at Glossy News. The novel has been serialized, whether as a whole or in part, at Glossy News AND Neocon Surveillance. Eventually,…