Author: Wallace Runnymede
Acceptable Racism Breeds Unacceptable Racism
Guess what? If you condemn moderate ‘honest brokers’ on the Israel issue and accuse them of ‘complicity with evil,’ then you open up the ground to bigots screaming ‘Zioliberal! Zionazi!
My Plan to Stop Racist Bigots (A Modest Proposal)
I’m going to tolerate respectable MIC racism for decades and shout down anyone who starts imagining things and calling me a bigot. Then when my racism starts turning into genuinely indecent racism, I am going to let these ignorant right-wing…
Gone But Not Forgotten: John Kerry Meme Tribute
The High Sultan of Flip-Flop will soon shuffle mournfully off the political scene. But let’s remember some of the highlights of John Kerry’s career. Well, you know what I mean!
Bernie Sanders Forms Anti-Establishment Punk Band
After being betrayed by the ‘faux progressive’ DNC establishment, Bernie Sanders is trying to console himself by making a radical career change. He is now fronting a new Patti Smith Tribute Band. Here’s Bernie now, with his: Rock ‘n’ Roll…
Everyone’s Entitled to Their Opinion, Right? (Spoiler: No, You Aren’t)
This post is inspired by a certain post-election viral tweet by Xannie Woodard, where she says: Please stop telling people to respect others’ opinions. That’s for things like “I don’t like coffee” not for “I don’t like black people. Please stop…
An ‘Inconvenient’ Parable
I wish Tony Blair would just go away. He’s like a clingy one night stand that keeps calling you up every now and then at 3 am, completely out of the blue, in order to tell you who much he…
Imperialist Aliens Should Check Their Privilege
It seems privileged metropolitan latte-sipping aliens have a problem with the equally privileged double standards of mundane down-to-earth Earthling types.
Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (2/2): Jihadi Jez Advocates Screening Out Asylum Seekers
Asylum seeking is not a matter of mere individual self-interest; rather, it should serve the greater good of society and the economy. So, I think if we’re going to have asylum seekers, we need to ensure that any asylum seekers…
Jeremy Corbyn Double Bill (1/2): ‘Dirty Bread’ Shocker
The unelectable Sanders didn’t get the Democratic nomination, the electable HRC didn’t get elected, and the bizarre Donald is now leader. But what about the allegedly unelectable 80s socialist leader from across the pond, who is now leading the Labour…
Fellow Asperger’s People: ‘Society’ Owes You Nothing
Here, I am quoting some of my tweets from November 14, 2016. You can probably guess what facets of my identity motivate these tweets. If you have autism, ‘Society’ owes you nothing!