Author: Wallace Runnymede
Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives
Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism. The One True Catholic Church of the…
From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!
Tony Blair Book Dilemma
It’s really hard to know what section of the bookstore the Tony Blair autobiography belongs to. Should we put it in: The fiction section? No, I guess that would be giving him a little too much credit! True crime?
Ozzy Osborne’s Scandalous Public Toilet Incident
Birmingham’s most famous son, Ozzy Osbourne of Black Sabbath, has recently got caught with his pants down in a Birmingham public toilet. Fans of George Michael will be relieved, however, to learn that all is not what it seems!
Not Funny: Another Tasteless Joke About Syria (It Doesn’t Taste of Bitter Orange Though)
What’s the difference between moderate Syrian choppers and an impotent autocrat?
Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd
AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him. Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end!…
(Meme): A Lesson from the Donald
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“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does
Gotta love diversity! You can be a hater in pretty much any way you want, and that’s OK, because ‘diversity’ is meritorious in itself. If ‘diversity’ means cultural enrichment from Salafi Jihadists, Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right bigots, Holocaust deniers, Humanitarian Interventionists, Anti-Vaxxers,…
Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….
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Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors
Everybody loves a good Trot. These lovers have got it all: Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all… An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration! I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but… Nah! Have a go with these and…