Author: Stephen Philip Druce
Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’
Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said:
Elton John in Upside-Down ‘Aeroplane Incident’
British rock star Elton John discovered the aeroplane he was due to fly on was in an upside-down position on the runway at Heathrow Airport London. The iconic rock ‘n’ roll veteran said:
Kim Jong-Un Uses Passing Train to Face-Shave
North Korea leader Kim Jong-Un has released a propaganda film of himself using a passing high speed train to shave his face. In a government campaign that hopes to encourage Korean citizens to reduce their razor purchases, Jong-Un has advised…
Jeremy Clarkson In Street Brawl Over Car Built From Frozen Celebrity Piss
Broadcaster and motoring specialist Jeremy Clarkson has been involved in a street brawl, concerning a motor vehicle made from frozen celebrity piss. Clarkson stars in a new scheduled motoring programme to be aired on Channel Four called ‘What Can We…
Shocking Disclosure on the Death of the King: Elvis Ate Himself!
Rock ‘n’ roll legend Elvis Presley ate himself, according to an astonishing revelation from his sometime house cleaner.
Donald Trump Bursts
U.S. president Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.
Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor
Heathrow airport air traffic controller Adam Powis 51, has been exposed as an orchestra conductor and subsequently sacked. Heathrow boss Tom Stacey commented:
Sacked Stonehenge Tour Guide Fool Takes Employer to Court
Stonehenge tour guide buffoon Charles ‘Rocky’ Stone has taken his employer to court for unfair dismissal. Stone 56, was fired for misleading tourists with ill-informed facts and research. Stone commented:
Live at the Apollo Wins ‘Worst UK Television Programme Award.’
T.V. stand up show ‘Live At The Apollo’ has picked up ‘The Worst UK TV Programme Award’ for 2017. The show’s producer Rick Earle thanked the TV audience in his acceptance speech: Ladies and gentleman, thank you so much for…
David Blaine Trick Backfires on Live T.V.
Magician David Blaine has recently performed a new trick to a live T.V. audience; it has backfired disastrously!