Author: rfreed
Ann Coulter Jokes – Humor About The Mean Queen
Why does Ann Coulter call security whenever liberals area around her house? Because her flying monkeys are busy doing other chores for her. How many liberals can Ann Coulter devour at one sitting? Only two- she’s cutting down to keep…
Sarah Palin’s Book “Going Rogue’ Pulled From Shelves
Sarah Palin’s book Going Rogue has been pulled from the shelves due to a large misprint error. The intended, more appropriate title was supposed to be Going With Rouge. Word was sent out by the publishing house to those already…
Warning: Bank Zombies Out to Get You
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places, your local bank! This vampire is a new one for…
XE, Artists Formerly Known As Blackwater, Open Kill Thrill Amusement Park
Hayden, ID (GlossyNews) — Soldiers of Fortune, paramilitary buffs and serial killers can all revel in the new theme park started by Xe, the artists once known as Blackwater. Fresh from getting off their convictions of killing 17 Iraqi civilians…
Is The Green Zone In Baghdad The New OZ?
The Green Zone, that huge, walled off section of Baghdad occupied by US military and civilian operations, has been renamed ‘The Emerald City’ after the fabled city in the movie ‘The Wizard of Oz’. The Green Zone functions like a…
Recession So Bad, Money Is Worthless
The long lasting recession has caused in many a belief that money no longer has any value. “What good is it to waste my whole day getting ready for work, going to work, working, going home from work, then spending…
Conservatives Shift From ‘Compassionate’ to ‘Cold-blooded’ Conservatism
The Republicans, still smarting from their losses in the 2008 elections, have taken a new stance. Gone are the Bush I and II philosophies of ‘Compassionate Conservatism’. The new motto is ‘Cold-Blooded Conservatism’. This new attitude will focus on further…
Alaskan Villagers Purposely ‘Being Bad’ To Get Coal From Santa
Point Barrow, AK (GlossyNews) — Residents of the Arctic town of Sealgut Alaska have resorted to extreme means to get their heating fuel supplies for this winter. Faced by two months of near total darkness and bone-chilling cold with little…
Timedate 2011: Recession Ends, But The Workers Died Long Ago
Economists the world over have stated the news that everyone has been waiting for- that the long, draining recession has finally come to an end and that businesses will start hiring again. Unfortunately, the good news came to a screeching…
Wall Street Declares Itself An Independent Nation
Wall Street, in a surprising move today, declared itself a separate governing republic and detached from the US. Always considered a bulwark of staunch capitalism, the recent bailout has changed the economic thinking of it’s leaders. Upon succession Wall Str….