Author: rfreed
Karl Rove – The Infomercial
Greetings fellow Americans (Queue in Picture of Karl Rove in Lederhosen)– Are you one of the millions of downtrodden Americans who have never had a lucky break? I was one too, but I am going to pass on to you…
CEOs, Economists Taken Out and Shot – Economy Soars
Bronx, NY (GlossyNews) — The world side recession surprisingly ended abruptly today after the CEO’s, Investors and Economists responsible for causing the downturn by bilking investors, gouging company finances and lying to the public were taken out and shot. Borrowing…
Gough Whitlam — The Australian Obama?
Sydney, NSW, Australia (GlossyNews) — President Obama would do well to try to emulate the successes that former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam had in his first 100 days of office back in 1972. He ended the draft and removed…
NRA Rushes Arms To Help Beleaguered Mexican Drug Cartels
Boca Raton, NM (GlossyNews) — The National Rifle Association, (NRA), ever at hand to aid the munitionally deprived, is running to the aid of drug cartels in Northern Mexico. Noting that they are in need of arms and ammunition, they…
Democrats Euthanize Elderly to Make Snack Foods
Macon, GA (GlossyNews) — Intrepid FOX News reporters have uncovered a heinous Left Wing plot to do in America’s older generation. While many were declaring the hard right’s scary threats that the Left was going to let older citizens die…
Michael Savage is Really a Little Dick
Jacksonville, Ms (GlossyNews) — The fans of right wing talk show host Michael Savage are leaving him in droves upon learning that he is not really ‘Savage’ but actually a wienie. It was revealed today that his real name is…
Al Qaeda Dusts Off the Usama Bin Laden Doll for Another Video
Cave Town, Pakistan (GlossyNews) — Al Queda has brought their ‘El Cid’ out into the fresh air again to renew belief in their cause and to yank the West’s chain. According to news sources Usama bin Laden has made a…
Check Out This Guy’s Birth Certificate
On a Private Island in the Pacific (GlossyNews) — There is a man whose birth certificate should be given a lot of scrutiny. No, he is not Obama. This guy is whiter than Wonder Bread. He has done more to…
Society Attains The Ideal Black Man — But Still Wants to Lynch Him.
For decades white men have been awaiting the evolution of the Black man. Usually stereotyped (by Whites) into such roles as ‘step-and-fetch-it’, submissive post-civil war Negro, or the violent, drug dealing Super Fly. We’ve been treated to the jive talking…