Bin Ladens First Day In Heaven

Hey! Where’s Allah at? I got something to say to him.
Who are you? Buddha? Buddha! What the Hell!
Hey, where’s my 47 virgins?
Man, what’s up? Its hotter here than Afghanistan!

Author: rfreed

I was born and I died. Being a disembodied entity makes it very cheap for me to get by. Not having to worry about eating or having a place to live gives me a lot of freedom to squander my time writing occasionally funny articles. See more almost funny stuff at