Author: rfreed
FBI Fears NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile of Lone Gunman
Wayne LaPierre, notorious leader of the gun cult religion known as the NRA, is under investigation by the FBI as fitting the profile of the notorious ‘lone gunman’ so prevalent in modern American literature and films. His stoney faced demeanor,…
Siege Of NRA Headquarters By Outraged Citizens Enters Its Second Day.
The siege at the NRA Headquarters has entered its second day. Irate citizens, sickened by the NRA’s constant arrogant promotion of guns of mass destruction in society especially in the wake of the child shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School,…
Mob Storms Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out His Cold, Dead Hands
Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of childrens bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at the grave of Charleton Heston, legendary CEO of the National Rifle Association,…
Karl Rove Reduced to Street Corner Begging; “Will Smear for Food”
Karl Rove Seen Begging On Street Corners- “Will Smear Someone for Food”. Little has been seen of Karl Rove, the Republican Wunderkind of underhanded politics, since his horrendous humiliation due to Obama winning the Presidential election- until now. Witness’s claim…
NRA Finds Just the Man for Their Propaganda Ministry
The National Rifle Association, caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has been awfully quiet since the incident. The shooting puts them in a very negative light since they support the sales of…
So Long, Farewell, Adieu: The End is Coming and it Will Get You Too
Greetings dear Readers! [EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the advice of what later turned out to be a con artist, this article was not reviewed for publication prior to the end of days deadline. We had been assured that the world…
Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America
McAfee, is one of the world’s most used internet security websites. It is used to protect the computer user from computer viruses and other threats that can attack his machine while he is online. Also now famous is the web…
Michigan Becomes 24th State to Inaugurate ‘Right To Be A Slave’ Law
Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it easier for employers to regulate, hire and fire their employees at will. Goosestepping to the current climate which wishes to reduce the power…
Gunman Breaks Into NRA, Starts Blasting Away With NRA Supported Gun
BREAKING NEWS- A lone gunman stormed the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia causing bloody mayhem. Managing to gain entrance by flashing his membership card to the guards at the door, the marauder charged in firing indiscriminately in all directions using…
Inventor’s Shirt Changes Color- Why Not a She-Shirt That Turns Invisible?
A Leeds inventor has come up with a t-shirt that changes color according to how much sun there is. It is supposed to warn the wearer about the possibility of getting skin cancer. E.E.C. Investigators quickly smelled a rat, however,…