Author: rfreed
America’s New Dirty Words Are No Longer Four Letters Long
Merriam Webster Online, one of the worlds most famous English dictionaries, has announced that the most looked up words online this year were ‘socialism’ and ‘capitalism’. This just goes to show the confusion in the American public over the true…
Sick Of Fighting In Mideast, World Builds Wall Around Israel And Palestine.
A spontaneously assembled group of nations, tired of the constant turmoil coming out of Israel and Palestine, have built a wall entirely surrounding both lands. These countries, after attempting for years to introduce peace initiatives to both lands, finally reached…
The Extendables- Four Ex-Presidents Fight for Their Right to Get Back in the Saddle
Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together they form a super team- THE EXTENDABLES!!!!!! The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines. Able to rip old legislation apart with…
Bond Thriller Skyfall Shot Full Of Holes In This In-Depth Look
WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in its fiftieth…
Marvel Comics Auditions New ‘Avengers’ Members; Many Rejected, Dejected
Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young do-gooders who do not make the grade…
What If Famous Singers Had Endured Simon Cowell’s Acid Tongue On American Idol?
Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation process gauntlet that other contestants had gone through on the mega hit American Idol Show? If they had to withstand Simon Cowell’s smarmy, dagger sharp…
Zombies Found Roaming Chain Stores Black Friday Weekend
Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like masses rushing about specific chain stores in large communities in a feeding like frenzy. Zombieologists, a newly developed scientific category that specifically studies zomboid type manifestations…
Glossy News Scoop: First Ever Interview w/ the One and only James Bond
Glossy News has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring do, that virile epitome of super secret spydom, that name that causes gorgeous women’s inner plumbing to contract in excited anticipation, the one,…
Black Friday Leads To ‘Gotta Throw a Lot of Crap Out Yellow Tuesday’
The intense focus on post Thanksgiving retail selling initiated by Black Friday has now been one-upped by Walmart’s new play of starting specials on Thanksgiving night, thus luring people out of their homes on a major family holiday. It also…
Karl Rove Meets His Dark Karma in a Filthy Washington Alley
Karl Rove, weasel extraordinaire and famous shill for the Republican Party, was found unconscious, beaten half to death and left lying in a Washington alley early this morning. Surveillance tapes retrieved from security cameras around the neighborhood revealed a most…