Author: rfreed
NRA Members Suffering From Selective Hearing Disorder – I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”
Scientists have begun a study of NRA members who seem to have a vacillating hearing problem in which most of their die hard publicum hear certain things in clarity and then on others are fuzzy. “It is a really strange…
Researchers Discover Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering His Own People
A psychological investigative group has been studying why trained, professional medical people have been able to turn their back on their helping of their fellow man and resort to barbarianism as evidenced especially in Bashar al-Assad, the dictator of Syria…
A Jewish Guy, a Muslim Guy and God Walk Into a Bar
A Jewish guy, a Muslim guy and God walk into a bar… wait a moment… nuts… I can’t remember how that one goes… I’ll have to tell you another one instead: God is busy at his desk in heaven looking…
NRA Suggestion to Weed Out Crazies Met w/ Unexpected Results
The US government has decided to do what the NRA says and instead of not letting people buy a lot of guns and bullets that the would try to find the crazy people and just stop them from getting them….
New Law Requires Gun Manufacturers to Clean Up Post-Massacre Mess
A new wrinkle in the gun control debate has come about. Sick of the inordinate control that gun makers have over our society and the political influence that have upon our government, a massive petition campaign has brought about a…
Biting Hand That Bailed It, AIG Forced To Drop “American” From Name
Due to the corporation American International Group even THINKING about suing the U.S. Government after getting bailed out by every taxpayer in the country the government has responded by demanding that the company drop the “American” part of their name….
Answer to Gun Control Problem; Americans Now Buying Chinese Guns
Out of the most unseemly of circumstances a solution has come to solve the problems of American gun control, the overbearing political adventures of the NRA and the high cost of ammunition and firearms in America. Red China has introduced…
Non-Booby Barbie Attracting Attention
A while back Mattel Inc. announced that it would be ‘downsizing’ their trademark, their symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll. Barbie, that picture perfect plastic woman doll who represented many a young girl’s dreams of femininity. “Downsizing’ in this…
Jesus Cancels 2nd Coming Because People Have Screwed Up His Birthday
The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled. Jesus Himself has ordered this. Coming down incognito to plan for his much anticipated descension to the same world that had rejected him so many millenia ago, He scoped…
Americans, Driven Mad By Politics, Jump Like Lemmings Over the Fiscal Cliff
Driven to the brink of their sanity by the constant warnings from politicians over what would happen if we went over the fiscal cliff thousands of Americans have gone ahead and jumped over the brink of the fiscal cliff on…