Author: rfreed
The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building
A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of.
New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They’re Haunting Your Bank!)
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places – your local bank! This vampire is a new one…
NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!
Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…
The Vampire And The Vamp
The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…
Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)
Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!
Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…
German Humor Magazines (?!) They Got Us… Er, U.S. Beat!
You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that! For instance, take a look at their satire/humor magazines- Titanic and Eulenspiegel. A…
The Earth’s BILLIONAIRES Record/Remake Michael Jackson’s ‘We Are The World’ (A VERY DIFFERENT VERSION!)
Mark Zuckerberg had a brainstorm one evening. A fervent brainstorm. One so strong that he called all the other top billionaires in the world to let them know about it. At one in the morning. Most of them told him…
Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus.’ What? Oh, Gesundheit!
Are these poems strange? People have named them Haiku’s. What? Oh, Gesundheit! Obama make peace, Progress with Cuba, Iran. Now will Hulk Trump smash. Immigrants sneak in, quickly come over border. Texas sink from weight. Heat wave hit cities, But…
I Thought These People Weren’t Supposed To Have A Sense Of Humor- Iran Has a Trump Cartoon Contest!
According to the Tehran Times over 1,600 entries were sent to the Iranian “International Trumpism Cartoon and Caricature Contest” this past week. Over 550 people from 75 countries sent in their creations all depicting President-Select Trump in various Twitter-worthy modes…