Are These Poems Strange? People Have Named Them ‘Haikus.’ What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Are these poems strange?
People have named them Haiku’s.
What? Oh, Gesundheit!

Obama make peace,
Progress with Cuba, Iran.
Now will Hulk Trump smash.

Immigrants sneak in,
quickly come over border.
Texas sink from weight.

Heat wave hit cities,
But now new problem too though.
His name Godzilla.

Migrant camps too full
All want piece of Yankee pie.
Not enough for all.

Democrats abound,
All want be to be the Big Cheese.
Trump cat set to pounce.

Oh, my! What is this?
Kardashian naked pic.
Too much woman there!

Bolton roar like bull,
Wants to make fight with all lands
Way too much bull now!

Roseanne mouth too big
Suck in entire TV show
Now whole career dead.

I say “Hi” to maid.
She think I more than big flirt.
“Me Two” castrate me.

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Author: rfreed

I was born and I died. Being a disembodied entity makes it very cheap for me to get by. Not having to worry about eating or having a place to live gives me a lot of freedom to squander my time writing occasionally funny articles. See more almost funny stuff at