Posted in Serious Commentary

Not All Asylum Seekers Are For Real, As The Germans Learned The Hard Way

There are many coming to our shores and borders now claiming to be asylum seekers.

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Mafia don
Posted in Top Stories

The ‘Teflon Don’ Gang Bunkers Down In The Senate Building

A creepy figure creeps along the side of the long, white stone building, avoiding the lights, embracing the shadows. He was searching for the secret entrance his co-conspirators had informed him of.

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Bloodsuckers
Posted in Society

New Type Of Vampire Discovered (And They’re Haunting Your Bank!)

A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places – your local bank! This vampire is a new one…

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Zombies
Posted in Strange People

NEW! Just In Time For Halloween Snacking! The ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To International Fine Dining’!

Due to the success of our hugely popular ‘Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America’ we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA…

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Vampire Dracula Undead
Posted in Strange People

The Vampire And The Vamp

The vampire waited patiently, ravenously in the dark alley. His never ending thirst was a suction within himself that pulled and tore at every organ. Weakened by lack of finding a victim for several nights, he knew he must find…

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Magic wish come true
Posted in Politics Society

Some People Confuse Trump With… THE TOOTH FAIRY?! (Easy Mistake to Make…)

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting…

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