Author: P. Beckert
Kim Jong Il Crush on Bill Richardson Intensifies after Latest Visit
Kim Jong Il is said to still be talking about the wonderful visit he had with his “American GI buddy” earlier this month. Those who know Kim Jong Il intimately claim that it was no coincidence that Richardson was chosen…
Pot Tops Booze as Most Popular Adult X-mas Gift this Year
Forget slippers and socks, power tools for the guys and tennis bracelets and earrings for the gals, this year for the first time, marijuana (pot) is the most sought after gift, both for giving and receiving. While spirits and wine…
John Boehner Claims Unemployed Should Work for Their Benefits
Republican House Speaker hopeful, John Boehner, recently commenting on the vote to extend unemployment benefits for the nation’s millions of unemployed workers, claimed that no one in this country should be getting a free ride. “If the unemployed want to…
Tax Cuts Will Allow Average Americans to Own Luxury Vehicles
Car makers across the board are reporting hikes in recent sales, with higher-end models doing their fair share of business as well. So it is no surprise that with the news that the Bush tax cuts will most likely be…
Manson Claims He Used Cell Phone to Call Satan
Authorities at Corcoran State Prison in Corcoran, California recently found a cell phone under inmate Charles Manson’s pillow. When confronted, Manson claimed that he didn’t even know what the hell the thing was and said someone must have planted it…
Victoria’s Secret Unveils Dubai-Chic Line, Not Literally
Victoria’s Secret has announced that it will be opening one of its first shops outside of North America—in Dubai of all places. While we can’t speak for the sanity of the folks who take care of expansion projects for the…
Bush Vetoes Nutcracker Appearance Claiming it Sounds Too Painful
George Bush has told his wife Laura that there is no way he is going to accompany her to any ballet, let alone a ballet titled the Nutcracker. “Is she nuts?” asked George, who added, “no pun intended, heh heh…
Wikileaks Insider Leak: Assange is Developing Nuclear Capabilities
United States intelligence sources are claiming that Wilileaks Founder, Julian Assange’s recent release of highly sensitive cables is just the tip of the iceberg of what Assange is truly capable of. They paint the picture of a man who considers…
Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment with Nintendo Wii Stations
Chicago, Ill – GlossyNews.com – Chicago’s George Washington High School is the first in the nation to bring its gymnasium into the 21st century by replacing all of its gym equipment, including balls, bats, paddles and nets with two big-screen…
Buying Grandkid Toys on Credit Burying Seniors in Debt
More and more seniors are seeing their overall debt to income ratio increase due to the overwhelming urge to buy toys for their grand kids on credit to keep them in their good graces. According to a study, a large…