Author: P. Beckert
Steps to Remedy Sophomoric Behavior Expected at SOTU Address
Whoever came up with the term “date night” to describe the seating arrangements anticipated at the President’s State of the Union Address on Tuesday night has a good handle on just how juvenile the behavior of some of our lawmakers…
Sarah Palin in Hot Water Over Comments Again
Sarah Palin, wanting to be sure her followers knew that she was still considering a run for the Presidency, tweeted this over the weekend: “Still have my sights aimed at Presdncy.”
Marilyn Manson Costume Upsets ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ Viewers
A New Jersey mother, who previously dressed her 2-year old daughter in Wonder Woman and Madonna outfits complete with pointy cones, is taking more heat for the latest costume her now 3-year old daughter will be wearing in next season’s…
Prince Elected as New Chairman of Republican National Committee
Reince Priebus, or Prince Rebus as he his known to friends and family, was elected today as Chairman of the Republican National Committee (RNC). The Prince replaces outgoing Chairman, Michael Steele, whose leadership of the RNC has been fraught with…
John McCain Apologizes to Republicans for Giving Props to Obama
John McCain claims “Like many Americans, I got caught up in the moment when I wrote that op-ed in the Washington Post.” He told fellow Republicans, “Believe me, it will never happen again.”
Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France
First it was fishes, then it was birds, now it’s poodles. Thousands of standard poodles are dropping like flies in France. While miniature, tea cup, toy and other varieties of poodles seem to be thriving in France and other parts…
Palin Explains Mixup in Map Displayed on SarahPAC Website
“Oh gosh, when I woke up Sunday morning, I was just horrified to see my US map with the gun sites directed at US states and names of lawmakers printed below,” claimed a somewhat contrite Sarah Palin in attempting to…
Navy’s Modern Day ‘Mr. Roberts’ Gets the Heave Ho
Once news of a naval captain responsible for writing, filming and starring in raunchy videos broke on national news, opinions have emerged as to why he did it. While some naval personnel abhor his actions, many seamen who served under…
Death Panel Initiative Kills Trees Not People
The debate over whether advance care planning is actually another way to describe death panels is rearing its ugly head again since regulation started January 1st. The few folks who are still fuzzy on exactly what the intent of the…
Lab Results Show Hot Dogs Contain Extra Lips, No A**holes
A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and a**holes. The results indicate that…