Author: Sir Matthew Galazin
Glossy News Does Not Receive the Respect it Deserves
I’m well aware of the fact that this site ranks near the top of the chart for daily views and regular readers. The chart that I’m referring to is the one that I have in my bedroom. I have severe…
Is Facebook Life or is Life Facebook?
I’ve been a member of this site called Facebook for a few years now. At first I was pretty enamored with it. The fascination was fun but has gradually tapered. I’ve received a few slightly unusual private messages from Facebook…
$35 Dollar Computer? Why Not, & It’s Gaining Momentum
It’s been an extremely slow month for news with nothing interesting going on. I’ve heard things about a big sporting event taking place in London, an upcoming Presidential election, talks of some new third-world countries developing nuclear weapons, groups of…
9-yr-old Klepto Arrested Again; Mom Blames Nintendo Wii
DES MOINES, Iowa – In a rather strange and disturbing case, a nine-year old boy was arrested on June 28, 2010 for stealing cigarettes from a local Wal-Mart. Although the boy is only nine years of age, he has had…
Oil Disaster Pummels Small Pennsylvania Town
GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania (GlossyNews) — The latest in a series of disasters has humbled a small town in Northeastern, PA. Naticoke, Pennsylvania, which was well known in the their region for being a major coal mining town in the 1930’s, was…
Possible Cause for Marijuana Addiction Discovered
LONDON (GlossyNews) — In groundbreaking new research, scientists at world-renowned Oxford University in Oxford, England have discovered that patchouli oil may cause marijuana addiction. Extensive studies have been conducted over the past twelve years linking the use of the semi-popular…
Paris Hilton Reps Assure Latest Scandal “Totally Isn’t” About Cocaine
BEVERLY HILLS, California (GlossyNews) — Paris Hilton, A-list Hollywood actress and star of the the hit film One Night in Paris as well as box office disappointments Bottom’s Up and The Hottie and The Nottie, was involved in a scandalous,…