Posted in Top Stories

Glossy News Satire are Getting There! Join the Comic Revolution!

Our amazing non-partisan humor site, Glossy News Satire, is through the first part and most technologically disruptive part of our site renovation: apologies for the disruption! Any internal disagreements in the site are on the verge of being resolved now….

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Posted in Entertainment

Thank For Your Patience! Glossy News Resuming Soon

Dear all, thanks so much for your tremendous patience. Just to let you know the worst is over with our site renovation. The rest of the process should be much less disruptive. Please enjoy reading our great work in the…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Site Renovation and Improvement for 2020 (IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!) :)

Dear Glossy News readers, writers and advertisers, thanks so much for making our amazing non-partisan satire site what it is today!

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Site Renovation and Improvement for 2020 (IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!) :)
Obituary
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Celebrity Gossip

Obituary: Wallace Runnymede (Jonathan Ferguson) Glossy News Editor, 1983-2019

“Dr” Jonathan Ferguson, 1983-2019, was a self-styled ‘renowned intellectual’ and ‘charismatic edgelord’ who falsely claimed to hold 5 PhDs (or 3, or 2, depending on the version you hear), including one from a prominent Polish diploma mill that was so…

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2020
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Articles of the Year: Which Satire Stories Got the Most Clicks????

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Xmas
Posted in Biz News

CHRISTMAS MAYHEM! Reminder About Our Advertising Policies ;)

We’ve had a lot of great comedy and satire from our amazing writers, so thanks so much for all your likes and shares! As for our dear advertising clients, I just wanted to let you know about our very special…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! CHRISTMAS MAYHEM! Reminder About Our Advertising Policies ;)