Author: Brian White
Extreme Couponing… It’s called Shoplifting (comic)
If you’ve ever wondered the best way to squeeze a few nickels out of your local retailer, there’s no better way than shoplifting. Sure you might go to jail over a $1.87 sample size of Jergins, but usually you’ll just…
Why was the boxer so funny? (comic)
Kids love to tell jokes in only two varieties; dumb and inappropriate. The one sadly falls into the “dumb” category, but hopefully redeems itself in the fourth act. This is a fine example of why we shouldn’t leave jokes to…
Myths No Match for Wikipedia, Despite Wikipedia (comic)
Follow up on the previous one in this installment. Ever heard something that was just too juicy to not be true? You don’t have to let it lie there, facts be damned, just add it to Wikipedia and see if…
How the Scan-Tron Actually Got Its Name (comic)
We’ve all been there. You had to use a #2 pencil, as if any other option was available at the store, and fill in the bubbles completely. But do you know the origin of the test? Do you know how…
Age Old Joke Takes Dark Turn; Escalates Quickly (COMIC)
You know the age-old joke, “Why is 6 afraid of 7.” Well what happens when the smart-ass kid you’re telling it to already knows the joke? Well apparently, you ruin their childhood. CLICK on the image to see the cartoon…
Bible Study: Let’s Murder Some Kids (comic)
The Bible isn’t just an all-time best-seller, it’s a work of wonder, mystery and incredible tragedy. The Bible doesn’t just tell us how to live our lives, but also tell us how we should never, ever, ever live our lives….
There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)
The argument is everywhere. Without the Bible, there would be no morality. Well that’s obviously untrue, since atheists are disproportionately absent in jails. Blame that on the lack of education of many Evangelicals (especially the home-schooled crowd) if you like,…
Travesty of Virginia Deeming Sodomy Legal (comic)
Virginia may ostensibly be for lovers, but recent legislation sought to restrict exactly which kinds of love that could be. Specifically, they wished to ban sodomy. This would mean no oral varieties or hinterlands sorts, but the bill was struck…
Why did the hipster boycott the solar eclipse? (comic)
Kind of a hard thing to boycott, an act of nature such as that. I guess you can bury your head in the sand and just pretend it didn’t happen, but why would you? A question only a hipster could…
Ghost Pepper Vodka Review; Dear God Don’t Do It (video)
I bought a bag of dried ghost peppers from World Spice Market in Seattle last month and decided to try some different recipes with it. Ghost Pepper infused vodka, however, was a terrible, terrible idea. I soaked two full ghost…