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AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans
Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!
REPUBLICANS: Trump Does NOT Care About Abortion. PERIOD!
Wake up, Republicans and religious people. Don’t take things at face value. This is bait: you are being bribed.
Senate Republicans Blame Dems for Failed Budget Negotiations with White House
Washington, DC- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lashed out at Senate Democrats today, after his fellow Republicans failed to reach an agreement on a long term military funding bill with White House negotiators, resulting in a reported physical altercation…
“Moderate” Republicans & Democrats Already Missing Guys Who Genocided a Million Iraqi Civilians!
The unusual rhetorical flavor and idiosyncratic policy approach of Donald Trump has left self-styled GOP moderates and centrist Democrats to reminisce about the golden age when both parties were the greatest force for good (and humanitarian genocide) the world has…
Republicans Outperform in Midterms, Russian Hackers Escape Blame
Kiev, Ukraine – Comparing the results to what pollsters had predicted in the lead up to Election Day, politicans and journalists have generally concluded that, with few exceptions, Republicans outperformed expectations by several percentage points.
Researchers Discover why Republicans are Evil and Democrats are Cowards
Dateline: MIT—With the election of Donald Trump as president, Republicans have chosen to wear their evil on their sleeves, although the GOP’s social Darwinism, warmongering and shameless, hypocritical idolatry have been palpable since Ronald Reagan created his bizarre coalition of…
Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Candidates (Bloodsuckers Always Need Fresh Blood)
Republicans and Democrats are actively recruiting fresh meat for their parties. Both need to beef up their candidate numbers and make sure that no one sneaks off to join third parties. But it is not a cake walk to get…
Republicans & Al-Qaeda face Conundrum of How to Continue their Escalating Evil!
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—With its escalating insanity in the choice of its presidential nominees, from Reagan to George W. Bush to Donald Trump, the Republican Party has borrowed a strategy from al Qaeda to maximize terror in the American public, according…
Comedians Replace Democrats to Oppose Psycho Clown Republicans
To address the challenge presented by the new Republican Party, the Democratic Party has been replaced by a bevy of comedians. The challenge began in 2017 when President Donald Trump made psychopathy cool. Henceforth the Republicans became informally known as…