Mike Bloomberg 2020
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“ABSOLUTE SLANDER!” Bloomberg EXPLODES at DNC Bribery “LIES!”

Big Mac Bootieshaker and New York Neo-Donaldista Michael ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg has gone full ‘FAKE NEWS FRENZY’ on the a$$ of CNN, after said well-beloved Fox News knock-offs and reality fan fic merchants raised some unbelievably degrading allegations that are…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “ABSOLUTE SLANDER!” Bloomberg EXPLODES at DNC Bribery “LIES!”
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DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Democratic National Committee taskforce concluded its investigation into how Donald Trump has managed to be a transformational president.

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Butthurt DNC Idiots Decide to Sue 2016

After watching John Oliver’s ‘Fuck you 2016’ Skit, DNC ‘Ideas Man’ John Podesta decided it wasn’t good enough to just sit and unconstructively rant about 2016. Politics is not about mere sentiment, but about practical reality. Why don’t we sue…

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Sanders 2016 2020
Posted in Music Politics

Clinton SELF-OWNS in Catastrophic Pro Bo Biddley / Anti Bernie Parody!

Well, never one for staying out of the limelight, blonde haired blue eyed Goddess of War and highly prolific celebrity thinky-speaker Hillary ‘Honest Hillary’ Rodham Clinton has now done a stunning Bo Diddley parody that is sure to end all…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Clinton SELF-OWNS in Catastrophic Pro Bo Biddley / Anti Bernie Parody!
Posted in Politics World News

WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial

“I fell on the Brett Kavanaugh sword for this administration, and it has gained me nothing. My centrist image has been irreparably tarnished, and for the first time in my career, I feel very uncertain about my election prospects this year, and in the future. I’m done with these Culture Wars and purity tests. I’ll defer to the opinions of the Chief Justice and let him decide.  I’m sitting this one out.”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Senate Stunner: 100 Senators Recuse Themselves From Jury Duty In Trump’s Impeachment Trial
Attorney General
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OUTRAGE! WEIRDO Bill Barr Claims ‘America No Longer Part of Free World!’

Attorney General William Barr, after a recent fiery speech about the traditional natural law tradition vs recent human rights perspectives, has further shocked his detractors by committing the supreme blasphemy: denying America is the greatest country of the Free World,…

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Platypus of Truth
Posted in Serious Commentary

Madness and Outness: A Warlock’s Brew of Bantz an’ Rantz!

A SNARKY MESSAGE TO ALL YOU RACE-OBSESSED WHITE SUPREMACIST NUTBALLS AND SNOWFLAKES OUT THERE😉 All these utterly unhinged white supremacists are spreading hysteria about the supposed threat of a ‘great replacement’ aka ‘white genocide.’ Well, they are being very silly!…

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Posted in General Interest

Democratic Candidate Promotes Gambling During TV debate

Hundreds of thousands of people watching the democratic debate last week were shocked when a candidate proposed to ease gambling restrictions, decrease the age limit, and teach fellow countrymen how to live off casino. The democratic debate is a debate…

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Posted in Music Politics

Nelly Parody (Only Just a Democrat Dream)

I was thinking ’bout Hill and the DNC Thinking ’bout the POTUS, who it gonna be?

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