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Pentagon Plans War with China to Make Coronavirus Death Toll Not Seem as Bad
ARLINGTON, VA – Classified documents leaked over the weekend show that the Department of Defense has been planning airstrikes and subsequent troop deployments in China in an effort to minimize the perceived harm caused by the coronavirus. The documents, entitled…
An Ode To Bon Jovi and His Song About Corona
I am so glad there is this pandemic, it stops your rock and roll gimmick. So you have to give up the musical schlock that you try to mimic. Thank God for the huge lock-down, it shuts all your amplifiers…
A Warning from Devon: Coronavirus is NOT About You!
Devon – where the welcome is as warm as the weather. “Gerroff moi laaand!” This is how you exercise social distancing, kids. Those of you too cool/selfish to adhere to the containment advice, please use condoms over the next few…
BREAKING NEWS! TRUMP LEARNS CORONAVIRUS ABC’S!”
As everyone knows, President Trump fails to grasp the danger of the coronavirus pandemic because nobody has bothered to explain it to him in ways he’ll understand.
Coronavirus: Scenes From The New Musical
The following scenes are excerpted from the new musical, Coronavirus, originally scheduled to appear at The Lyceum Theater on Broadway starting March 22nd, 2020.
Trump Is Deluded About Coronavirus!
You guys probably wonder – how long will this plague last? Well, apparently, very long. But according to President Trump at least the quarantine will be over!
Michael Gove EXPLODES! “Coronavirus Policy is Being Taken Over By EXPERTS!”
After railing for years against billionaire purple property luvvies and experts, Michael Gove is furious the Tories have finally succumbed to the siren song of mainstream science.
Corona Madness Round Up (Cos We Ain’t Had Enough Reality Satire!)
“Shit” 4 Brains Apocalypse! First of all, we’ll start off with the biggest (and scarcest) arsewipes in the world… HOARDERs! I mean like WTF normies?! Man up normies an’ wipe yer damn arse yerself! Anyone else notice that when you…
GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!
Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day
Billionaire Purple Property Journos Can’t Wait to Tell You About their Foolproof Coronavirus Cunning Plan!
Well-heeled London glitterati media hacks Jon Snow and Nick Robinson just can’t wait to tell you about the latest earth-shattering Coronavirus intervention out there!