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Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris
Widely admired MakeTheBestOfItEr and subterranean sack of squirming oyster spunk Tony “Nice Advice” Blair has offered some spiffing career advice to fellow overhyped spafflord Boris “Bugger ’Em Sherbetways” Johnson. The Times of LONDON (NB!) stunningly and bravely noted that Awwah Tony, reflecting on…
Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’
Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said:
Blair Demands Humanitarian Intervention in Catalonia
Former UK Prime Minister and beloved public figure Anthony Charles Lynton Blair (known affectionately to most Britons as ‘Tony Blair,’) has responded with an astonishingly inspirational display of righteous indignation…
Tony Blair: Anyone of Me (Gareth Gates Song Parody)
PR rating going down, down Backward voters treat me like a fool But I’m the greatest in my glorious nation Smearing me just ain’t cool
Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”
Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.
From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!
Tony Blair Book Dilemma
It’s really hard to know what section of the bookstore the Tony Blair autobiography belongs to. Should we put it in: The fiction section? No, I guess that would be giving him a little too much credit! True crime?
Salon Slam Slanderous Syrian Smearwork, Big Up Blair
Recently, we discussed a leaked Syrian intel document. It turns out that the UK government and the Tony Blair Faith Foundation have all been identified as violent extremists. However, notable champagne socialist and latte liberal rag Salon objects strongly to…
Syrian Intel Identify UK Gov, Tony Blair Charity as ‘Violent Extremists’
Syrian is currently in the middle of a fairly brutal and bloody civil war. And yet, Syrian intelligence have still managed to find the time to pompously moralize and point the finger at some of the innumerable vicious and dangerous…
Tony Blair Orders French Citizens not to Vote for Marine Le Pen
Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is appalled at the recent EU referendum decision in the UK; as well as his failed attempts to prevent Corbyn becoming, and indeed remaining, Labour leader. A rather flustered press conference has given him…