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Outrage: ISIS/ISIL/IS/Daesh Tabloid Rag Incensed by ‘Insulting’ Offer from ‘Greasy’ Tony Blair Faith Foundation ‘Charity’

• Blair’s chaplain confirms that former PM is ‘deeply wounded, not literally of course’ by the Islamist SNUB • Dafiq editorial staff refuse to comment Edgy ISIS/Daesh hipster black-top Dafiq has been hitting the headlines (and not just their own,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Outrage: ISIS/ISIL/IS/Daesh Tabloid Rag Incensed by ‘Insulting’ Offer from ‘Greasy’ Tony Blair Faith Foundation ‘Charity’
Posted in War Zone World News

30 Good Excuses for Tony Blair After Chilcot

1. It was all John Major’s fault. 2. It was all Saddam Hussein’s fault. 3. Divine intervention (more or less the right kind).

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Posted in Top Stories World News

Blair/Corbyn Pre-Chilcot ‘Worthy Fluff’ War Bores Living Shite out of UK

Notable public figure and achingly dynamic charisma-dripper Anthony ‘Phony Tony’ Blair has recently take the time and effort to patiently educate his arrogant, bigoted, pleb scum enemies where they are going wrong… Why, I just have no idea why these…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Blair/Corbyn Pre-Chilcot ‘Worthy Fluff’ War Bores Living Shite out of UK
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Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 2)

Did you enjoy Part 1??? 1 And just as [they] seek to divide humanity in hate, so we have to unify it around an idea. 2. When he decides, he divides. 3. In the life of nations, what in the…

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Posted in War Zone World News

Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 1)

Spot the difference between these two elected dictators! Don’t forget second helpings too of Tony ‘n’ Adolf… 1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. 2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a…

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Posted in Politics World News

Alastair Campbell’s Divorce Leads to Contentious Intervention from Blair

Alastair Campbell’s divorce is hardly the highlight of his recent years. In the recent divorce proceedings, his wife said: My Alastair used to be a lovely lad. So modest, so honest, and with a heart of gold.:

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Posted in War Zone World News

Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (2/2)

The problem isn’t so much about not listening to voters. No, the problem is when the views of mere fallible, imperfect, and often downright ignorant and uneducated voters of mere mortal flesh and blood are… I mean, the problem is…

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Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)

Dynamic and charismatic political figure Tony Blair has recently made another helpful intervention, in order to clear up any confused ideas any mere ‘ordinary people’ may be stubbornly clinging to. Yes, the former Middle East peace envoy and architect of…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)
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Blair, Berlusconi Salute Blatter’s Character and Integrity

The recent revival of the Sepp Blatter affair http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33303066 has led two of the former FIFA President’s most faithful allies business partners supporters to pay tribute.. To this leading light of international gamesmanship… Uh, ‘sport.’ Tony Blair said: People are…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Blair Warns Germany: Stop Apologizing for Mass Atrocities (2/2)

Welcome back! No, look, look, let’s cut to the chase. This is a textbook example of deliberate smear tactics! A cynical, malicious, orchestrated campaign of personal vilification against some admittedly somewhat fallible individuals… Who somehow, God forbid, DARED to presume…

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