Month: November 2017

Dateline: PITTSBURGH—Manny Hornblower, the deaf inventor of the leaf blower, has unveiled a series of new inventions, including the gas-powered page-turner, the motorized tea bag dipper, and the jet-fuelled food-chewing aid. The gas-powered leaf blower is popular with landscaping companies…

Soho is a nice place to relax and let it all hang out. My heart was almost (but not quite) in my mouth, when I carelessly bumped bums with Don Augusto, outside an august leisure establishment, somewhere near-ish o’ Oxford…

Dateline: NY CITY—Under the auspices of Europe’s Postmodern Media Group, American entrepreneur Roy Havalaff is launching a cable political news channel that will assume no politician is capable of honesty.

The Southern Poverty Law Center has been at the forefront of many important agendas of American civic life, for quite some time. The poor, the Southern and most of all, the legalistic, have all sought shelter under the wings of…

Indie authors will be disappointed to learn that Pronoun are soon to be no more; they recently thanked customers, saying:

If you’ve just updated your recovery details, e.g. phone number or alternative email address, you will see the Security Check-Up window.

Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity! There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’

Pre-Brexit story… Post-Brexit laughs!

Pale male metropolitan elitist Justin Trudeau of the Liberal Party , widely famed for his highly woke and tasteful eulogies to deceased Marxist leaders, is now pushing the agenda of ‘Strength Through Diversity’ even further, by reclassifying hate speech as…