Posted in Politics Top Stories

As Though You Haven’t Seen Enough Trump Trashing Already – Here Are More Trump Memes

Repeat after me: We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing. Read the following memes. We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing Are you bored yet? We got so many memes you’ll be sick of…

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Posted in Top Stories

On the Importance of Being an Asshole

After deciding one day not to be such an asshole I found myself with a lot more time on my hands. I had spent all my life being told, “If you weren’t such an asshole things would be a lot better…

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Posted in Top Stories

The End of the End of Love, is the Beginning of Love

Having bad experiences with love (or at least towards the end of love) can lead to a certain ‘defensive’ tendency. Whether your love ended through your own shortcomings, or through the failings of another, there is no need to put…

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Posted in Politics

Pillory and Paddle

There is a politician who is universally disliked except by the people who keep sending her back to the House of Representatives. Please don’t do that anymore. If you feel that strongly about the woman keep her at home. She…

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Posted in Human Interest Opinion/Editorial Top Stories

My Open Letter to the Guy Crossing the Street Against Traffic Without Looking up

Dear person who never looks up while crossing the street, no matter how much traffic there is, Hey, how’s it going? I hope I didn’t interrupt you from anything important. Please, by all means, go ahead and finish texting LOL…

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Posted in Serious Commentary Society

Who are the Real Individualists in UK Politics?

The ‘economic individualism/economic collectivism’ dichotomy is so idiotic, I wish it could be binned, preferably along with those who propagate it. Welfare and the NHS, designed to relieve and alleviate the suffering of real people, rather than of meaningless abstractions,…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Are Secular ‘Islamophobes’ the Only True Friends Muslims Have?

Suppose I told you this was the result of a conversation I had with a dear friend? Let’s call her Fatima.

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Posted in Education Human Interest

Stop the Tyranny of Facts. Check Your Privilege, & Stop Violating my Intuitions

As I just commented to some friends on Facebook about this HORRIBLE article… We have to do something about the plague of #altliterarycritique! We truly are in a post-Derridean age, where arbitrary social constructs just don’t matter any more, and…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Demagoonery

If demagoguery plays to our prejudices and fears, then demagoonery adds our gullibility and a dearth of honest information to the mix. Here’s an example: During Obama’s second term the stock market did a little 50 point dipsy doodle. One…

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Posted in Science

NASA Continues Search for Planets Where Government More Favorable to Funding Space Exploration

A panel of experts unveiled seven earth-sized planets only 235,145,014,927,344 miles from Earth (where we live), three of which may posses the proper conditions for Pokemon. This is only the latest milestone in an ongoing search to identify alien governments…

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Posted in Top Stories World News

Tony Blair Orders French Citizens not to Vote for Marine Le Pen

Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is appalled at the recent EU referendum decision in the UK; as well as his failed attempts to prevent Corbyn becoming, and indeed remaining, Labour leader. A rather flustered press conference has given him…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Fighting Hate with Hate

I recently got a bad headache and had to lie down. It snuck up on me while I was researching the word fascist. The reason for my interest in fascism was Yvette Felarca. She’s a special kind of crazy. People…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

New MIT lab wants to cure autism

In the occasionally some news is good news department, Gadfly is happy to report that there’s a new kid on the block, a new lab at MIT started with a private donation, that has expressed a desire to find a…

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Posted in Music

Hair, the Rock Musical That Shook The World.

It was almost 50 years ago that the rock opera ‘Hair’ first appeared on the scene in New York, just preceding the famous ‘Summer of Love’ of 1968. Having humble beginnings, it played first in a disco way off Broadway,…

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Posted in Politics

“Inappropriate,” the Power Elite’s Ubiquitous Euphemism!

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Experts discover that American politicians, pundits, and journalists frequently say “That’s not appropriate” when they really mean, “I want to tear out your intestines and strangle you with them for doing that.” Leslie Montague, psychologist at Pick Your…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

One Day Without Us: Letting Migrants Stay is NOT ‘Idealistic’ or ‘Sentimental’

Glossy News is a non-partisan satire site. But even a co-editor is entitled to express one’s view on divisive issues, once in a while. I’m going down soon to the ‘One Day Without Us’ event in Leeds. Make sure you…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Internets Tubes Video News

How Fake News is Made (Plus Who, Why and How!)

In the 2016 election season, Fake News websites sprung up quickly and in shocking numbers. Many believed their lies and voted based on them, but what IS fake news and how does it work? How propagan-do??? Making headlines is hard,…

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Posted in Politics

Comedians Replace Democrats to Oppose Psycho Clown Republicans

To address the challenge presented by the new Republican Party, the Democratic Party has been replaced by a bevy of comedians. The challenge began in 2017 when President Donald Trump made psychopathy cool. Henceforth the Republicans became informally known as…

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Posted in Top Stories

Betsy’s Twat Burnt Down My Son’s School

I heard the bulletin at work. There was a riot at the Ralph Kramden Elementary School in Los Angeles. That was my son’s school. I left work to hurry down and find him. When I got there hundreds of teachers…

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Posted in World News

How Vicente Fox Won the Cold War

Nobody else can drop these #fucken #apostrophes like a boss! Let’s give it up for big Vic! (By the way, if you don’t believe me, look him up on Youtube. This is a really classy guy! Love his flow). ***…

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