Year: 2016
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (1/3)
A confidential document by former dickwaver-in-chief, uh, dick waver in chief, uh, vice leader, uh, Vice President (as if!) Cheney has recently been uncovered to the world. Well, this one has pretty much rocked all of us here at Glossy…
Genetic history mapped: Trump full of Neanderthal DNA
Recently, scientists at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute at Harvard Medical School have analyzed DNA from prehistory, to discover large population shifts ranging from 45,000-7,000 years ago. Scientist David Reich concluded that these changes in prehistoric human populations directly correlate…
4K Glossy News Podcast 046 (6-6-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another insane podcast. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the topics…
Donald Trump Generator Is as Infallible as Trump Himself
Recently, leading scientists have invented a Donald Trump Generator that is 100% indistinguishable from the ‘real’ thing! See the follow excerpt, to see just how real the merely robotic, mindless and mind-numbing repetitive ramblings of this kitschy, cheap-ass imitation of the Trump…
4K Glossy News Podcast 045 (5-30-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another awesome guest hostery by Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 2)
Did you enjoy Part 1??? 1 And just as [they] seek to divide humanity in hate, so we have to unify it around an idea. 2. When he decides, he divides. 3. In the life of nations, what in the…
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 1)
Spot the difference between these two elected dictators! Don’t forget second helpings too of Tony ‘n’ Adolf… 1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. 2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a…
MRA Becomes Militant Dawah Activist
This is a new, previously unseen story, which I am publishing here in order to celebrate the release of The Great Flâneur Massacre. The latter satirical novella is being re-released on Amazon as part of The Great Flaneur Narrative on May 31! *** Rob…
How Monsanto Really Makes GMOs
So much controversy about GMOs, but there shouldn’t be because they really are great, as this exclusive GlossyNews video will show you. GMO foods done do a hot topic. So where is it come from? Inside the laboratory To get…
4K Glossy News Podcast 044 (5-23-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with with another awesome guest hostery by Justyn Confer. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….