4K Glossy News Podcast 032 (2-29-16)

Despite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the February 29th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.

* The tip from a wise old man on how to live a happy life with a happy wife.

* LED bulbs may never get cheap because they just live too long. How can they make money into the future if they last 20 years?

* A followup on why Amazon Prime is/isn’t a good deal, and why you definitely should/shouldn’t pay for it. All from experience I’ve learned the hard way.

* The problem with Trump has less to do with his policies than it does with his supporters.

* How to avoid ruining your relationship with your kids if you ever end up divorced. Some huge dos and don’ts.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

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BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too (2/2)

Hope you enjoyed the first instalment!

Here is more pitiful bien-pensant claptrap from the BBC, following their recent flamboyantly privileged nitpicking over the term ‘Islamic State.’

The ‘Republicains’ of Sarkozy are now the ‘soi-disant Republicans,’ because some members of other parties believe that they are the true inheritors of ‘la Republique.’

BBC journalists must never speak of the Lega Nord, because the Lega Nord cannot speak for all northern Italians. Anyway, where does the North end and the South begin?

The Republican party cannot be called the GOP, because the Democrats are also fairly ‘Great’ and ‘Old.’ And you can also probably guess why some Republicans have convinced the BBC to speak of the ‘so-called Democrats.’ Read more BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too (2/2)

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BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too! (1/2)

The BBC, inspired and encouraged by their recent decision to rename Daesh ‘The So-called Islamic State‘ (Sinister-Teutonic-Capitals ahoy!) have invented some new equally patronizing euphemisms in order to talk down to non-Muslims too.

For a start, they are referring to the ‘So-Called Worker’s Party of Korea,’ in order to prove they have nothing against actual workers in North Korea who don’t like the Pyongyang dictatorship.

And their preconceptions regarding Taiwanese nationalists hav*e also driven them to speak of the ‘So-called Chinese Communist Party.’ Read more BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too! (1/2)

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Song Parody: Gimme Gimme Gimme Jihad After Midnight

Just past prayers
And I’m watching haram movies in my flat all alone
How I hate to make this Dua on my own
Howling winds
Blowing outside my bowels as I munch some shrooms
And it makes me really want to make a boom

My soul is nearly there
I grunt and offer up a prayer
I twitch my brow like Tony Blairrrrr!

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won’t somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
End Satan’s reign of terror, begin the Caliphate’s day

Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
Won’t somebody help me blast the kafrs away
Gimme gimme gimme jihad after midnight
I’m so sick of this oppression from the Jews and the gays Read more Song Parody: Gimme Gimme Gimme Jihad After Midnight

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4K Glossy News Podcast 031 (2-22-16)

Despite having my office burglarized and almost all of my production gear stolen, the podcast is back with even more original than ever before.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are the topics covered in the the February 22nd, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.

* Review of the James Bond film “Spectre”. Spoiler alert, I wasn’t a big fan, but I give all the reasons.

* What do Chinese landlords do when stuff in their rentals break? I mean, it simply must do that all the time, right?

* The weird dreams I keep having about a fast, hot, topless Viper.

* Pop culture isn’t dead. In fact, it’s coming back stronger than ever.

* Why do top comics and intellectuals get $10,000 to $50,000 to give speeches, while Hillary, who isn’t a terribly good speaker, get a quarter million dollars? The answer may not surprise you.

* If “The Purge” was real, you know, the night when you can commit any crime without repercussion, it wouldn’t be all about murder like the movies show. No, there are a bunch of other crimes on which the problems would center.

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Or you can download it by right-clicking and selecting “save as” right here. It’s also available on iTunes.

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Facebook.com/4KPodcast
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Reddit.com/r/GlossyPodcast
YouTube.com/glossynews
GlossyNews.com/podcast

Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero. Royalty Free Music “Your Call” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. 4K/UHD Backgrounds by Amitai Angor AA VFX www.youtube.com/dvdangor2011.

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Strange Things Happen When You Have a Rock Band With Dave Barry And Stephen King In It. Maybe A Little Too Strange……

It all started very normally. It was a usual, quiet evening with the Rock Bottom Remainders setting up their equipment for another gig.

OK, actually, the Rock Bottom Remainders are not really so very normal. Their roster is made up of all famous literary and artistic people like Dave Barry the humor writer, Stephen King the horror novelist, Amy Tan the fictionalist, Mitch Albom an author, Matt Groening the creator of the Simpsons and Ray Blount Jr. another humor writer. Together they equal fully half of the literary output of the entire United States with King supplying the entire creative output of the state of Maine. And, yes, this is a real group. And they really do go around and perform together. Honest!!! Read more Strange Things Happen When You Have a Rock Band With Dave Barry And Stephen King In It. Maybe A Little Too Strange……

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