Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

And Quoth The Raven “Gimmee S’Mores.”

And Quoth The Raven “Gimmee S’Mores.” (With apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem) Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a trail loved dearly Gazing o’er cliff and valley, sagebrush…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 023 (12-28-15)

Year End podcast, but it really it’s just as awesome as all of them. All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. Here are the…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Serious Commentary

9/12/2001 – The Days After Cheney Became President – Part 19

9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER CHENEY BECAME PRESIDENT The Green Zone Part 19 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice…

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Posted in Politics

Republicans Vanish in Puffs of Smoke When called Evil

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats are rejoicing after the Republican population has shrunk by nearly two thirds because its opponents have discovered a technique for making the conservatives literally disappear. Hugh Bloomfeld, the technique’s originator, recalls his Eureka moment. “My right-wing sister…

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Posted in Entertainment Talky Pictures

New Star Wars Film Spoilers: Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You… Bwhaaa, haaa, haaa, haaa

Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! The POWER that comes with being one of the first ones to see the new Star Wars movie! It is like being showered with the Dark Side of the Force!!!!!! Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa! Yes, Hans…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 022 (12-22-15) – The Christmas Episode

It’s the first Christmas podcast, and I’ve pulled out all the stops and then some. Wow I must be crazy to post all this stuff, sheesh! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or…

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Posted in Politics

Clinton & Bush Condemn Trump for Upstaging the Good Guys

The Clinton and Bush Dynasties have released a joint mutual solidarity statement condemning Trump’s recent (allegedly) divisive populist policies… As exclusively revealed on Glossy News over the course of the past 48 hours. This typically balanced and dispassionate artefact of…

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Posted in Politics

Clinton Email May Answer Question of Why She Stood by Bill

Hillary Clinton, long under investigation by Congress for her use of a private email account for government business, may wish that messages concerning the Benghazi inquiry are the only revelations that come out. According to recently disclosed documents, emails indicate…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Latest Populist Policies Carrying Trump to Victory (2/2)

4. BAN STUPID MUSIC FROM CLUBS!!!  Why can’t we just have the clubs play proper music that you can actually dance and sing to? Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, I mean, hell, even Creedence Clearwater Revival, just throwing that one out there!…

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Posted in Entertainment Politics

Latest Populist Policies Carrying Trump to Victory (1/2)

The Trump is on a roll. For, as even George W Bush himself admits: ‘The unstoppable rise of Donald Trump looks pretty much unstoppable by now!’ But how has Trump managed to maintain momentum? Well, here are a few contentious…

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Posted in Human Interest World News

Putin’s Taking the Piss over Human Rights, but Let’s not Be Too Smug

It turns out that the authoritarian Russian president, Vladimir Putin, has signed a law allowing Russia (or rather, the Russian state!) to avoid following rulings from international human rights courts… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/russia-human-rights-law_566fc6bbe4b011b83a6c7040 Making such rulings subject to the authority of the Constitutional…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Hoo-Wee: You Should See The Conditions Disney Made For Making The New Star Wars Film

The independent expose website Wakileaks has gotten hold of the original contractual agreement the Disney Corporation demanded that Director Abrams agree to before filming the new, highly anticipated and already over hyped Star Wars movie. Wakileaks then leaked it out…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 021 (12-14-15)

Can you believe it’s already the 21st podcast? That’s almost enough to do a full day marathon! All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….

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Posted in Crooked Cops

Possible Excuses For A Policeman To Shoot A Black Kid In The Back 16 Times.

“It was dark out and he was black. I was just shooting my gun off into the night for fun and he got in the way.” “I can’t count beyond 3.” “I got carpal tunnel from doing so much paperwork…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 020 (12-7-15)

This is the rebroadcast of our hugely successful telethon. You won’t believe how much money we raised for charity, but watch it all the way to the end to see how we’re helping people and changing lives. All of this…

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Posted in Sports Sports Events

South African Rugby Team To Play US At American Football

After disappointment at the Rugby World Cup 2015, which included arguably the most shocking defeat in the tournament’s history, team coach Heyneke Meyer yesterday confirmed that the Springbok will take a yearlong hiatus to pursue ‘other opportunities’. Team captain Flourie…

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Posted in Crime War Zone

Sole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation

Even as the rate of all other gun-related crimes had been decreasing in the United States for decades, the rate of mass shootings had steadily increased as gun show loopholes were found to circumvent bans on assault rifles, mental health…

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Posted in War Zone

The NRA Changes Its Name To ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’ Because That is Where The Money Is Now.

The National Rifle Association, smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and change their name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’ instead. The NRA, long a secret backer of any American tragedy that…

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Posted in Human Interest World News

Conspiracy Theories #2– Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Look At The Internet Again

Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Even Without All The Facts In Yet, It Is Easy To Figure Out The Shoot-out At Planned Parenthood.

It is actually easy to figure out why he did it. You don’t even have to know the yet-to-be-revealed facts of the case or those tidbits of information still being sought by the police. Robert Dear gunned down three people…

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