Month: May 2013
Lawyer Files Class Action Suit Against State Farm Insurance for False Advertising
Blase Inzina has filed a class action suite against State Farm Insurance for claiming that reciting their company jingle would bring an instant representative followed by mystic gain and benefits. State Farm customer Sheila Potekin said her car was attacked…
Pelosi Uses Assault Weapon, Averts Federal Shutdown
Days after an assault weapons ban was removed from a gun violence bill in the Senate earlier this week, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif, entered house chambers on Thursday, legally equipped with a SIG SG 550 assault rifle. Pelosi…
Oil Down on No News
With a lack of signals coming from analysts and virtually no news that could have an impact on crude prices, oil has again suffered moderate setbacks today. Confounding investors who lack any fundamentals to trade on, Wall Street again witnessed…
Highlighter Pens for Maximum Havoc (comic)
Is it illegal to deface bills? What if you only deface them invisibly? I have a new hobby, and that is defacing large bills invisibly to humiliate future users of the bills. They might be embarrassed, they might get a…
Obama under fire for calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word
President Barack Obama joked about a wide variety of subjects on Saturday at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner, but has outraged some with the distasteful quip he made about Quvenzhane Wallis, the Academy Award nominated nine-year old ‘Beasts of…
Awkward Boyfriends; Equivalent to knock off Coach Bags
From my daily observations I’ve notice that when young women have recently picked up new boyfriends, and they go to house parties, where there are other young women, they always hold on tightly to their boyfriends as if they are…
Conan at WH Correspondents’ Dinner: Da Bomb or Bomb (comic)
Seriously, how do they pick these people? I never even knew about them until Stephen Colbert rocked it out in 2006. Before that, and ever since, they’ve invited nothing but third-rate hacks, save for the occasional first-rate comic delivering a…